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25 Seattle, WA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Oct 17, 2014
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly other
When drinking
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from space camp
Science / Engineering
More than $1,000,000
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I enjoy breakfast, crystal meth, and slow wet kisses that last a whole week.

I find the concept of online dating highly entertaining and regularly hilarious, but implicitly ridiculous. Consequently, I don't take it very seriously and my profile probably reflects that.
What I’m doing with my life
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Fixing cochés, surviving a quarter life crisis.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Spittin' free style rhymes. Fabricating wood stove gasifiers, tesla coils, forges and other ad hoc engineering projects. Being good at chess. Being bad at chess. Sling-shot marksmanship. Fixing broken mechanical things. Grafoozle. Trespassing/exploring alluring places. Probably a few other things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That man is NOT Sigourney Weaver.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have managed to dial in Merle Haggard, Perfect Pussy, and Big L pandora stations that I'm pretty into at the moment.
No dub step, no exceptions; fuck that "wahwahwah".

A couple of my favorite reads in no particular order:
1984 (Orwell)
House on the Borderland (Hodgson)
Confessions of an Economic Hitman (Perkins)
Hell's Angels: The Strange and Terrible Saga of the Outlaw Motorcycle Gangs
Men Without Women (Hemingway)
Guerrilla Warfare (Guevara)
The Prince (Machiavelli)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Bike
2. Cheeky Monkey (my dog)
3. Illegally downloaded ebooks
4. Fishing pole & camping gear
5. Hand tools, welder, forge/anvil and other things used in fabrication and fixin'
6. Sushi
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A world without corporate conglomerates/ globalization. How best to incorporate Tim and Eric quotes into my daily existence. How much I would rather be camping. Zombie contingency plans. Speculating over che guevara's favorite color. Time travel.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Slowly sapping the sanity of my room mate's cat via laser pointer. Or whiskey. Sometimes both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
You should message me if
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Have interest in hiking and/or fishing, want to make music together, or are in the mood to geek out and talk about time traveling.