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27 Allston, MA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 24
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly kosher
When drinking
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If I had to describe myself in one word it would be "dude".

My name is alex. I really hate fun, I'm not down to earf, and I'm not funny. I'm not awkward though.

I like riding bicycles and that sorta thing. Somewhat recently got into mopeds. I end up fixing mine more than ever riding it, but figuring out how motors and mechanical things work is cool.

I have two really large cats. I'm not a cat hoarder yet.

I think that art is really neat.

I'm a really nice piece of shit.

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Mainly hamburglaring, hating on honkies, and being a washed up musician. Sometimes I like to draw comics and write stories, although I don't think I've really ever finished any.

Besides that I work a salaryman's job testing audio plug-in's. Nothing like verifying the cutoff frequency and Q of a two pole filter, am I right?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking showers and leaving my towel in another room, mishearing things, river city ransom, forging celebrity autographs, picking up junk with my feet, hanging out, growing beards, being a beard, not know any ones name, upping the punx, being ostentatious, and using every word incorrectly except the last one.
The first things people usually notice about me
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that I'm a wall flower or that I look like a man that eat olives out of a can (I might be).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Comics: Berserk, Prophet, One Punch Man, Vagabond, Dragonball, Hellboy, BPRD, Walking Dead, Invincible, Neon Genesis Evangelion, I am Hero, Tokyo Zombie.

Books: Necropolis, the Alchemist, World War Z, Lord of the Rings, the Hobbit, the Strain, Never Ending Story. I wanna read House of Leaves or Lovecraft.

Movies: Conan the Barbarian, Commando, Terminator, Predator, Running Man, Twins, Total Recall, Last Action Hero, Kindergarten Cop, Junior.

Shows: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, 30 Rock, Always Sunny, Futurama, Ugly Americans, Comedy Bang Bang, Older Simpsons, Jackie Chan Adventures, South Park, Game of Bones, T(D)exter, Breaking Bad, FLCL, Cowboy Bebop.

Music: Andrew Jackson Jihad, Cheap Girls, Misfits, Guitar Wolf, Bill Evans, Modest Mouse, Tigers Jaw, Joyce Manor, and a bunch of other shit.
I really love japanese punk/rockabilly, soft rock, and smooth yazz

mexican, indian, middle eastern, all sorts of asian, and cheese burgers... If I didn't have self control I'd be Randy from Trailer Park Boys.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Jackie Chan (cat 1),
Star Fox (cat 2),
stuff that makes music noises,
micron pens,
garbage and junk (I guess, like, whatever)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Morgan Freeman,
the king from Katamari's pompadour,
how badly I want to eat fried chicken,
how hard it would be to train a bear to ride a unicycle,
how to make a motorcycle for cheap without messing up,
why no one really liked Huey Lewis and the News,
what I should watch before going to sleep,
why am I not asleep already,
dragons and goblins,
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either being a crumb bum and hanging out with some friends or being a crumb bum and going to a bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm blind as hell and I'm deaf as fuuuuuuuuuck.

Whenever I get sick its only from stuff really old men get. I guess that makes me an old soul.

I don't know my months (I know June to February and the rest are a blur)... besides that I'm relatively competent.

I'm actually boring in real life.

I hope I can be as cool as these guys
You should message me if
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you can recommend a good band,
you can recommend a good animated thing,
you can recommend something that is just generally neat,
you have a tandem bicycle and need some one to ride it with,
you wanna do laid back things with a laid back guy,
you can draw and wanna draw some of the comics I write,
you have a cute pet (unless it's a snake; fuck those things),
you wanna teach me to speak french,
you think I'm more than just a piece of meat,
you wanna play smash bros (srsly got me some project m),
you're funny,
you wanna give me $1,000 so I can get at my money. I will pay you $3,000 with interest. I'm a Nigerian Prince,
you want to actually do something,
you're rich and wanna bring me on your travelling adventures,
you want to go on a hate date (made this up so it's not gunna be same as whats in urban dictionary, come on I'm not that much of a jerk).

If you've ever said the word "a-dork-able" please never talk to me.