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27 Atlanta, GA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly), Turkish (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
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Building Turing machines out of Play-Doh.
I’m really good at
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Lunar sailing. Oneiromancy. Divining best practices in strawman construction.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I respond inaccurately to bird calls.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Musique concrète, MAGIC EYE, Gertrude Stein.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
All Things Considered erotic fanfiction.
Black metal covers of Beat Happening. (WHAT PART OF "THE THIS MANY BOYFRIENDS CLUB" ISN'T TRVE FVCKING KVLT? LISTEN TO THOSE TORTURED SCREAMS.)
Non orientable furniture.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Smuggling kittens onto MARTA.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Voltron.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You should message me if
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You, too, dream of gallivanting across the prairies with your trusted chestnut steed, horse_ebooks.