Man Stuff Resumé:
-Beards: Got you covered. If you're not into beards then you're wrong.
-Tools: I got a few. I'll turn your broken things into not broken things with ease. And swearing.
-Meat: I'll cook and eat almost any form of it. Sorry vegans, I ❤you, but keep pedalin'.
-Jokes: You'll be awe-stricken by my jester-like stupidity. +1 juggling skills.
Now that you're shuddering with desire and all, you know what to do 👍