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_piratewizard

25 M Westerville, OH

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
My best friends call me Paul.. because that's what my name is.

Man Stuff Resumé:
-Beards: Got you covered. If you're not into beards then you're wrong.

-Tools: I got a few. I'll turn your broken things into not broken things with ease. And swearing.

-Meat: I'll cook and eat almost any form of it. Sorry vegans, I ❤you, but keep pedalin'.

-Jokes: You'll be awe-stricken by my jester-like stupidity. +1 juggling skills.

Now that you're shuddering with desire and all, you know what to do 👍
What I’m doing with my life
Lvl. 6 Guitar Center Backline Manager by day, concert stagehand by night. Combating hordes of drunken musicians and bros, questing for glory.
I’m really good at
8 and 16 bit vidya games.
Cooking delicious bachelor chow.
Dog wrestling.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably...that I have a face. And am, in fact, a sentient human. Maybe my long/colorful socks I like to wear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Robert L. Stevenson, Poe, fantasy novels, comic books, Star Wars, Game of Thrones, Star Trek, Breaking Bad, It's Always Sunny, Metalocolypse, American Dad, South Park, Comedy Bang Bang.

Sushi, craft beer, mead. I love all kinds of music, but tend to stick to punk (early 2000's and new stuff) melodic metal, and acoustic/singer/songwriter stuff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Traveling, the universe, religion, what dogs think about. Why Hollywood can't stop bastardizing beloved superheros.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to find someone to hang out with, usually. If not, I don my sweat pants, grab a beer/cook delicious food, and game it up/catch up on whatever comic book I'm reading.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Psh, if you want to, baby! Maybe we can grab some drinks.