Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Man Stuff Resumé:
-Beards: Got you covered. If you're not into beards then you're
-Tools: I got a few. I'll turn your broken things into not broken
things with ease.
-Meat: I'll cook and eat almost any form of it. Sorry vegans, I ❤
you, but keep pedalin'.
-Jokes: You'll be awe-stricken by my jester-like stupidity. +1
For real though, I don't really know what I'm looking for, I just
know I'm looking. We both want someone easy on the eyes that we can
stand to be around for more than a day at a time, right?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working and growing in my profession. Audio tech at an event
production company, stagehanding at the arenas and the LC some
nights when I'm able.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
8 and 16 bit vidya games.
Cooking delicious bachelor chow.
Running into things :(
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably...that I have a face with all the parts in more or less
the right spot, and am a sentient human. Maybe my long/colorful
socks I like to wear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Robert L. Stevenson, Poe, fantasy novels, comic books, Star Wars,
Game of Thrones, Star Trek, Breaking Bad, It's Always Sunny,
Metalocolypse, American Dad, South Park, Comedy Bang Bang.
Sushi, craft beer, mead. I love all kinds of music, but tend to
stick to punk (early 2000's and new stuff) melodic metal, and
acoustic/singer/songwriter stuff. I've had a slight addiction to
Sia lately. Judge me.
I grew up nerding out on anything science fiction and fantasy. Some
kids wanted to be a cop when they grew up, I just wanted to have
superpowers and be in the x-men...or be Indiana Jones, whichever
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
We're excluding necessities here.
An acoustic guitar. Or some form of creative outlet. Preferably
Exercise, even though it kills me sometimes.
A home base bar. Think "Cheers".
Stories. Be it from a book, video game, movie, whatever, I love
falling in love with a story, fiction or otherwise.
Humor. No one makes it off this earth alive, with comedy you can
accept a defeat, but not be defeated by it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Traveling, the universe, religion, what dogs and cats think about.
Why Hollywood can't stop bastardizing my beloved superheros.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to find someone to hang out with, usually. If not, I don my
sweat pants, grab a beer/cook delicious food, geek out/catch up on
whatever books I'm reading.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Drinking is my shitty coping mechanism. I'm aware of this.
You should message me if
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