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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19-28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:04pm
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Atheism but it’s not important
Space camp
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Italian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Man Stuff Resumé:
-Beards: Got you covered. If you're not into beards then you're wrong.

-Tools: I got a few. I'll turn your broken things into not broken things with ease.

-Meat: I'll cook and eat almost any form of it. Sorry vegans, I ❤ you, but keep pedalin'.

-Jokes: You'll be awe-stricken by my jester-like stupidity. +1 juggling skills.

For real though, I don't really know what I'm looking for, I just know I'm looking. We both want someone easy on the eyes that we can stand to be around for more than a day at a time, right?
What I’m doing with my life
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Working and growing in my profession. Audio tech at an event production company, stagehanding at the arenas and the LC some nights when I'm able.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
8 and 16 bit vidya games.
Cooking delicious bachelor chow.
Dog wrestling
Running into things :(
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably...that I have a face with all the parts in more or less the right spot, and am a sentient human. Maybe my long/colorful socks I like to wear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Robert L. Stevenson, Poe, fantasy novels, comic books, Star Wars, Game of Thrones, Star Trek, Breaking Bad, It's Always Sunny, Metalocolypse, American Dad, South Park, Comedy Bang Bang.

Sushi, craft beer, mead. I love all kinds of music, but tend to stick to punk (early 2000's and new stuff) melodic metal, and acoustic/singer/songwriter stuff. I've had a slight addiction to Sia lately. Judge me.

I grew up nerding out on anything science fiction and fantasy. Some kids wanted to be a cop when they grew up, I just wanted to have superpowers and be in the x-men...or be Indiana Jones, whichever came first.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
We're excluding necessities here.

An acoustic guitar. Or some form of creative outlet. Preferably acoustic.

Exercise, even though it kills me sometimes.

A home base bar. Think "Cheers".

Stories. Be it from a book, video game, movie, whatever, I love falling in love with a story, fiction or otherwise.

Humor. No one makes it off this earth alive, with comedy you can accept a defeat, but not be defeated by it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Traveling, the universe, religion, what dogs and cats think about. Why Hollywood can't stop bastardizing my beloved superheros.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to find someone to hang out with, usually. If not, I don my sweat pants, grab a beer/cook delicious food, geek out/catch up on whatever books I'm reading.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Drinking is my shitty coping mechanism. I'm aware of this.
You should message me if
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Girls, I know your inbox probably gets assaulted by hordes of A+ prospects on here, but if you're interested in talking, you know how this works, you're not a dummy.