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25 Columbus, OH Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 25
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My best friends call me Paul.. because that's what my name is.

Man Stuff Resumé:
-Beards: Got you covered. If you're not into beards then you're wrong.

-Tools: I got a few. I'll turn your broken things into not broken things with ease. And swearing.

-Meat: I'll cook and eat almost any form of it. Sorry vegans, I ❤you, but keep pedalin'.

-Jokes: You'll be awe-stricken by my jester-like stupidity. +1 juggling skills.

Now that you're shuddering with desire and all, you know what to do 👍
What I’m doing with my life
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Guitar Center Manager by day, stagehand by night
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
8 and 16 bit vidya games.
Cooking delicious bachelor chow.
Dog wrestling.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably...that I have a face. And am, in fact, a sentient human. Maybe my long/colorful socks I like to wear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Robert L. Stevenson, Poe, fantasy novels, comic books, Star Wars, Game of Thrones, Star Trek, Breaking Bad, It's Always Sunny, Metalocolypse, American Dad, South Park, Comedy Bang Bang.

Sushi, craft beer, mead. I love all kinds of music, but tend to stick to punk (early 2000's and new stuff) melodic metal, and acoustic/singer/songwriter stuff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Traveling, the universe, religion, what dogs think about. Why Hollywood can't stop bastardizing beloved superheros.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to find someone to hang out with, usually. If not, I don my sweat pants, grab a beer/cook delicious food, and game it up/catch up on whatever comic book I'm reading.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm Batman
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're not so stuffy and uptight that you can't find the humor in sharing an awkward convo. Get off your dang high horse, ya lames!