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20 M Denton, TX

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:48pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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im eight feet tall and have one giant eye
What I’m doing with my life
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getting into fights. standing on skulls so i can get a better view.

social work major UNT. ask me how much i care about other people.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
i always tell my jokes in an australian accent. i dont know how but i think it makes them funnier. i get more laughs when i say things in an australian voice. sometimes i throw australian phrases in and those always get laughs. things like "bar-bee" or "crikey" . you can always tell when im trying to be sarcastic because i always do it in a austrailain accent
The first things people usually notice about me
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people rarely notice me. i try to keep in the shadows, at least when i can. i guess the first thing they would notice is a soft breeze i leave when im walking away, or the vague sense that there is someone else in the room, that they aren't alone. i set off ghost detectors
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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i don't read:
eliot, pound, ginsberg
the catamites, kat chastain, ghxyk2
a1reviews, porpentine, etc.


lil ugly mane, arca, sun araw
sun city girls, roni size, danny brown
kool a.d., juicy j, gucci mane
dj rashad, traxman, viper the rapper
philllip glass, tim hecker, yung lean
ilovemakonnen, kanye, spooky black
drake, wicca phase, asap mob
rap music in general

art (?)
jon rafman, nick demarco, parker ito, more but i forget names.

im the last surviving member of the pre-francisco spanish phalange.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
hair style supplies
my shoes
my cell phone
my computer

nothing else matters
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
moving underground. i want to live in an underground bunker. i think an underground geodesic dome would be cool, but i dont know how to go about finding one to live in. i also spend a lot of time thinking about squatting in non-abandoned buildings. breaking in and finding a place to hide somewhere, and building a small nest.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
refreshing web pages
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i have an internet GF i met on neopets all the way back in freshman year high school. she lives in new jersey. we have been together for a long time. sometimes she talks about weddings and families. i haven't told her about my OKcupid profile.
You should message me if
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you've made an attempt on a cops life. successful or not. i support gun rights. stand your ground against the police. forceful entry into my home gives me legal protection to defend with lethal force. your uniform is little more than a target to me.

note: i just recently got out of a long term relationship and im more interested in making friends and building an actual social life than finding a partner rn. im not ready to date but i am looking for new friends