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_richardwolf

20 Denton, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:50pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
sometimes i get so anxious i feel like i need to vomit. i will go to the toilet, but i can't actually go through with it. i will just sit there, hunched over, dry heaving into the toilet. sometimes a little bit will peak up out of my throat, but not enough to actually come out of my mouth. so it just sort of sits their, burning with acidity and tasting like whatever i last ate. i have also been thinking of getting into rock climbing.
What I’m doing with my life
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watching the same foucault youtube video over and over because im high, dumb, or just not paying any attention
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
i always tell my jokes in an australian accent. i dont know how but i think it makes them funnier. i get more laughs when i say things in an australian voice. sometimes i throw australian phrases in and those always get laughs. things like "bar-bee" or "crikey" . you can always tell when im trying to be sarcastic because i always do it in a austrailain accent
The first things people usually notice about me
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people rarely notice me. i try to keep in the shadows, at least when i can. i guess the first thing they would notice is a soft breeze i leave when im walking away, or the vague sense that there is someone else in the room, that they aren't alone. ive set off a ghost detector once
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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i don't read books dont ask me about them:
eliot, pound, ginsberg
the catamites, kat chastain, ghxyk2
a1reviews, porpentine, etc.

shows:
anime

music:
lil ugly mane, arca, sun araw
sun city girls, roni size, danny brown
kool a.d., juicy j, gucci mane
dj rashad, traxman, viper the rapper
philllip glass, tim hecker, yung lean
ilovemakonnen, kanye, spooky black
drake, wicca phase, asap mob
rap music in general

art (?)
jon rafman, nick demarco, parker ito, more but i forget names.

politics:
im the last surviving member of the pre-francisco spanish phalange.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
hair supplies
my shoes
my cell phone
my computer

nothing else matters
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Damn. Frankly I just haven't been thinking about much at all lately. I don't know. It's like my mind is just a thick, empty fog. I'm just constantly zoned out. Can't focus on anything anymore.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
drinking myself away
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i have an internet GF i met on neopets all the way back in freshman year high school. she lives in new jersey. we have been together for a long time. sometimes she talks about weddings and families. i haven't told her about my OKcupid profile.
You should message me if
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you've made an attempt on a cops life. successful or not. i support gun rights. stand your ground against the police. forceful entry into my home gives me legal protection to defend with lethal force. your uniform? little more than a target in my eyes.

going to be real here for a second: im looking for someone who is really needy or has attachment issues who is attracted to me sexually and is willing to binge watch gilmore girls on my shitty ass laptop. even though i constantly yell at the screen