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_richardwolf

20 M Denton, TX

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:49pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
im eight feet tall and have one giant eye
What I’m doing with my life
i've dropped out of college entirely. anxiety and depression crippled me to the point where i could no longer function as a student. in the mean time ive been looking to date attractive women
I’m really good at
i always tell my jokes in an australian accent. i dont know how but i think it makes them funnier. i get more laughs when i say things in an australian voice. sometimes i throw australian phrases in and those always get laughs. things like "bar-bee" or "crikey" . you can always tell when im trying to be sarcastic because i always do it in a austrailain accent
The first things people usually notice about me
your boy is constantly rocking the thigh gap. even when my heels are together, and even my knees. "looking good" they say
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
i don't read:
eliot, pound, ginsberg
the catamites, kat chastain, ghxyk2
a1reviews, porpentine, etc.

shows:
anime

music:
lil ugly mane, arca, sun araw
sun city girls, roni size, danny brown
kool a.d., juicy j, gucci mane
dj rashad, traxman, viper the rapper
philllip glass, tim hecker, yung lean
rap music in general

art (?) :
jon rafman, nick demarco, parker ito, more but i forget names.

politics:
im the last surviving member of the pre-francisco spanish phalange.
The six things I could never do without
lean
sprite
styrofoam cup
styrofoam cup
I spend a lot of time thinking about
moving underground. i want to live in an underground bunker. i think an underground geodesic dome would be cool, but i dont know how to go about finding one to live in. i also spend a lot of time thinking about squatting in non-abandoned buildings. breaking in and finding a place to hide somewhere, and building a small nest.
On a typical Friday night I am
refreshing web pages
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i have an internet GF i met on neopets all the way back in freshman year high school. she lives in new jersey. we have been together for a long time. sometimes she talks about weddings and families. i haven't told her about my OKcupid profile.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you've made an attempt on a cops life. successful or not. i support gun rights. stand your ground against the police. forceful entry into my home gives me legal protection to defend with lethal force. your uniform is little more than a target to me.

note: I am an OKCupid Moderator and I am corrupt with power.