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_roflcox

28 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I’ve been traveling South East Asia since December 2013. But I'm getting tired of being a tourist so I'm coming back to S.F. in August... America, fuck yeah!

Check out my travels: http://instagram.com/travelcox

Maybe we should talk about stuff we both like. Since there's a chance that you and I might go on a date someday, that seems important. Here, this is a list of some things that I think are—or might be—totally awesome. I'm not saying we should do this on our first date, just that I hope you're excited by these ideas too:

- SCUBA diving the Great Barrier Reef
- Spending, like, way too much money on a Bay to Breakers costume
- Thoroughly reading the Wikipedia entries on "The Donner Party", "History of the US Interstate System", "Dogs".
- Backpacking the entire Pacific Crest Trail
- Waking up early to watch the sun rise
- Jumping off a cliff (into water)
- Watching the movie "Sharknado"--a movie about a tornado hitting Los Angeles that is full of killer sharks
- Bicycling through Europe for three months
- Doing a bunch of drugs at Burning Man
- Driving a VW Van to all the Western US National Parks
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to balance two somewhat opposing desires: I love my life and friends and career in beautiful San Francisco... but I have an intense desire to see the rest of the world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking about dating if time ran backwards...

I would see you for the first time as your train pulled into the station. We would then tearfully say hello. As we grew younger together we would drift apart emotionally—un-sharing experiences. We would un-climb Half Dome together, un-watch Zoolander once a week and un-meet your parents.

Outrageous apartment rent prices in San Francisco would fall to be slightly less Outrageous. Progressively slower and slower iPhones would be released. Baristas would methodically suck frothed milk back into latte machines. I would carefully delete lines of code at work.

We would slowly un-discover each other's little flaws and foibles.

As we get less and less serious our lives would slowly untangle from each other; we would un-meet each other's friends. Eventually we would kiss for the last time. The final time we see each other would be over drinks a few days after messaging on OKCupid.

...Sooner or later you would start dating your ex-boyfriend.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm not wearing any pants.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Star Trek: The Next Generation had a profound impact on my youth.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like spicy food.

You talk to strangers.

You're opinionated—but are considerate enough to have thought about *why* you have those opinions.

You can parallel park like a badass but don't own a car.

You're kind.

You call people out on their bullshit—but in a totally nice way.

You can disagree about something without getting angry.

You think grammar is important; I think I might be using the em dash (—) wrong—sorry.

You think most arguments can be settled with some judicious Googling and Wikipedia-ing.