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29 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'd rather introduce myself than summarize myself. Let's be honest, no one does a great job of summing themselves up in a few words on an Internet profile. I've been on here long enough to know that really only works in person.

So, Hi. I'm Jeff. I'd like to buy you a drink. That is of course after we've talked long enough on this silly site to be sure neither of us is a creepy internet psycho. (Hey. Girls can be serial killers too, I've seen the documentary "So I Married an Axe Murderer")
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a photographer and a technical sales manager for a photographic equipment company. Meaning I get to travel the country and put technology in the hands of creative people and help them learn how to use it.
I’m really good at
Photographying. Fixing things. Building bonfires.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Most recently enjoyed -
Reading: Neuromancer by William Gibson
Watching Movies: re watching The Shinning on blu ray.
Listening to: random Nick Cave using his Spotify app and Notrious B.I.G.'s Ready to Die
Eating: Steve's Authentic Key Lime Pie
Drinking: Hakushu Bourbon Barrel aged whisky.
Watching on Tv: Top Gear UK. Also. Damn I wish more of my friends watched True Detective.

It's not taste that are important to compatibility, it's attitude. I still have no idea how to get that across via the internet... so there you go.
The six things I could never do without
- Being full. And kinda drunk. Surrounded by my ridiculous family.
- Scenic views that make it feel like time stopped.
- Movies that take me out of my world.
- Driving slow cars fast.
- Making an offensive joke to people that know I don't really mean it.
- Sun Glasses. My eyes are my meal ticket.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What Jack Kerouac and Dr. Hunter S. Thompson would say if they found out how often they were quoted on an internet dating site.

How long it would take me to explain to Jack Kerouac what the "internet" and "dating sites" are in order to get my answer to the question above.
On a typical Friday night I am
Recently? On a plane.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been thrown from a moving golf cart on three seperate occasions. One of those times I was the one driving.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
“I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is.”

So. Yeah. Take a chance.