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_stanley

22 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 18–70
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:50pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
professional web developer. Live music! Comedy! Love programming, computers, video games, movies, television shows, and anime. Love watching bad movies, rifftrax, mst3k. People seem to think I'm older than I am.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Terrible at filling out OKCupid profiles. Instead, here's a recipe for a grilled cheese sandwich:

* butter
* Two slices of bread
* cheese

Heat up a frying pan
Butter both pieces of the bread
Fuck, let's go to arby's
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
people accuse me of being a good listener but i really just have too many doritos in my mouth
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Pulp Fiction, The Sound of Music, Sunset Boulevard, Pootie Tang, Kill Bill 1&2, Big Lebowski, A Serious Man, True Grit, The Room, Birdemic, Feeding Frenzy, Rifftrax commentary, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

TV Shows: Breaking Bad, Arrested Development, The Simpsons, Futurama, How I Met Your Mother, Community, Archer
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
People who make me laugh
A good movie with a beer and a cuddle buddy every once in a while.
Supportive friends.
Computer
John Stamos
Aziz Ansari
Tina Fey
Counting
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I want to do in life and what kind of person I'd like to become, and who I'd like to be with. Also spend a lot of time joking about things I find silly in life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually watching/reading/or playing a video game-something at home. Someone get me out of the house!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Just ask.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You enjoy making somebody laugh.