Obviously my name is John. I REALLY don't know what to say. This is where I write something and try to impress you, but if I have to do a song and dance routine to get your attention it's not really worth it. So I'm just going to write about who I am. I'm the guy who's always been the friend never the boyfriend. I'm a classic geek, I play video games, I love movies... NETFLIX ftw, I text constantly. I work for the City of Victoria in Parks and Recreation.