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27 M Peoria, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:49am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm Danny. I'm a level 37 warlock with a heavy specialization in spider magic, spellweaving, and dragon summoning. I have an extensive collection of swords, and I'm big fan of the My Little Pony cartoon. Also, none of this is true and I'm just putting whatever I feel like because I don't think anyone actually reads this. Prove me wrong and I'll buy the first round!
What I’m doing with my life
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"Livin' La Vida Loca" - Enrique "Ricky" Martín Morales
I’m really good at
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Typing. 110+ WPM...that's right ladies.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My huge rack...I'm up here boys.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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music:boards of canada, wu tang clan, most rap music, most electronic music and...asian pop music. dont judge.

movies: 2001: a space odyssey, pootie tang

shows: breaking bad, game of thrones, the wire, the shield, adventure time, louie, workaholics, tim and eric, shark tank (only reality show i can get into)

books: house of leaves, song of ice and fire books, thats about it. i dont read much. i know i should, but...i dont feel like it! however if you know any good books that have an audiobook version recommend it to me! i have a desk job where i can listen to an mp3 player all day and audiobooks are always welcome

food: most asian food, italian
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at home relaxing. i only socialize on the weekends, after work im too drained to interact with other humans most of the time
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like to send terrible ice breakers in order to weed out people who take themselves too seriously
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
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you hate all music except country and rap