Please forgive the underscores around my what is easily my favorite
nickname. I like to say that I was born in the Midwest, grew up in
the Northwest, and matured in the South. I love video games, movies
and technology. I am fascinated with the English language and the
semantics of words. I put myself through college without financial
assistance by working nights in a factory.
Here are a few things you may find endearing: I am super creeped
out by ventriloquist dummies. Always have been. My favorite number
is nine because my actual favorite number is three and nine is
three three times. Batman is easily my favorite superhero, mainly
because of his rogues gallery, but I think Marvel is superior to
I'm laid back and have excellent phone manners (learned working
telemarketing jobs). I prefer listening and usually only speak when
I think I have something to contribute, but I can keep a
conversation going fairly easily. I'm stubborn and literal to a
fault, but I also know who I am and what I want (mostly).
What I’m doing with my life
Working and saving money mostly. Over the last year I've started to feel a bit of wanderlust creeping in.
I’m really good at
Over thinking. Procrastination. My job. I am a good listener and
have a lot of patience. I've been told that I'm a good kisser. I
like cooking and am getting better at it.
The first things people usually notice about me
Several people have told me that my walk is the first thing they
noticed. A few told me I had a certain swagger, and once I was told
that I walked like a male model.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Stranger in a Strange Land, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,
Dune, Naked Lunch, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, and
Movies: Drive, Kill Bill, Ghostbusters, Monty Python's Quest for
the Holy Grail, Fight Club, and more.
Shows: The Simpsons, South Park, The Wire, The Daily Show/Colbert
Report, Star Trek (especially DS9), and more.
Music: Nirvana, Nine Inch Nails, The Beatles, Radiohead, Interpol,
White Stripes, David Bowie, Tool, Smashing Pumpkins, Sonic Youth,
Beck, Dethklok, Garbage, and more.
Food: Breakfast, that's it.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home or not.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Despite how bad it can be, I love professional wrestling.
You should message me if
You're looking for a movie buddy. You love Super Smash Bros. You can laugh at a good fart joke, but don't think Dane Cook is funny. The Kiss by the Cure makes the hair on the back of your neck stand on end.