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_urbancoyote

35 Washington, DC Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:08am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Status
Single
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My favorite chore is doing the dishes, to answer a question this survey's avoiding. A towering stack of pots and pans after a heroic dinner party is better than dessert.

My favorite joke is one that Art Buchwald would tell about an experience in Paris. He's there walking around when a taxi driver lays into him with a slew of curses. Buchwald doesn't speak French, so he can only think to respond, "Oh je suis, suis je?"

This thing doesn't ask for favorite joke, either, but c'mon, these are crucial questions. I would say that two things worth knowing about me are that I like to be helpful and I always laugh the loudest. Something like this? That'll do it!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, writing, walking the dog, cooking, reading, playing some music. All the typical stuff, though it often does feel exceptional.

For work, I'm a journalist, and I cover art and architecture.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
writing headlines. So here's one I liked. A while back, I wrote something about how Nike appropriated the iconic cover art from Minor Threat's eponymous 1981 EP for some ad campaign. My headline: "The Minor Threat, the Major Lift."

Also talented at breakfast, both producing and consuming said.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Enthusiastic hand gestures.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
How about some recents instead of favorites?

Tlooth by Harry Mathews, What Hath God Wrought by Daniel Walker Howe, Spacesuit by Nicholas de Monchaux
—[I only really watch movies about comic books]
Community, Homeland
Robyn, Emahoy Tsegué-Maryam Guèbrou, Dirty Projectors
—Toki Underground forever.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Things as in objects, right? I've got this very 70s bedside alarm clock that I treasure—so much so that I bought an identical copy on eBay to keep as a backup. So I suppose that's two things. I'm not too proud to admit I depend on my phone. I carry dice in my pocket for making those profoundly difficult, simple decisions (Cobb salad or gyro?). Do dice count as two? The sixth thing ought to be a compass, as I'm reliably lost wherever I go.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Shapes and objects, tacos and Texas.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well this question just makes me think about Friday Night Lights! And on any given Friday night, I'd like to be seeing high-school football or Explosions in the Sky.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I had this IM exchange with my friend who agreed to look over my profile for me and found a red flag.

[friend]: btw
smooshed means sex now
among the youngins
me: hhaaaaaaa
really?
really.
[friend]: yep.
or maybe thats smushed? or smashed?
better urban dictionary it
me: oh my god
you're right
[friend]: hahahaha
arent you glad i'm here to sherpa you through this
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you have a compass, a good joke, some dirty dishes?