Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is the profile, inclusive of the random thoughts,
ramblings and social nonsense interactions of a Politically
Incorrect, Maladjusted Eccentric and Awkward Socialite who is
possibly easier to deal with if you simply consider him a jaded
lesbian stuck inside a man’s body.
I originally came here to help and support some friends. However, I
just love to meet new people and make friends.
I need friends.
Especially friends who like to eat because I always cook way too
Because, don't we all need friends?.
Let me reiterate for those hard of reading -- I am not
interested in anything other than friendships & potentially
Some words and phrases used to describe me in anger:
* seeker of answers
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working. Paying mortgages. Cooking. Reading. Socialising. Farming.
Consulting. Designing a house. Learning new skills. You know,
I have currently finished two of the four simultaneous diploma
courses I had started in 2011. This has placed a crimp on the
aforementioned socialisation and living I claimed to be doing with
My current status changed to: what the frack was I
thinking!? and has remained unchanged since then.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sarcasm. Being Supportive. Cooking. Aliteration. Poking fun at my
friends. Producing sesquipedalian oddities. Philosophising.
Procrastinating. Problem solving. Problem causing. Probing. Purple
Passion. Pushing boundaries.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Apparently, I have been told I was wrong, that it is in fact my
hair, and not my size as I first reported.
They do then, indeed, notice the overall size of me and my bits.
Oh, you know - the aforementioned hair, the eyes, the hands, the
feet, and the ... well ... you know ... "it".
What do you mean which it?
It's the thing that's usually hidden ... you know, people don't
like to see you wearing it in public.
Oh, you're going to make me say it, aren't you?
There. You happy now!?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love literature. Period. There is little I haven’t developed a
taste for. Heck, I'll read anything that fascinates me. I'm an
eternal geek, so expect me to be reading on whatever topics I just
find interesting at that time. As for pleasure, favorite novelists
include (but in no way are limited to) the likes of Vonnegut,
Gaiman, Pratchett, Asimov ...
In music, I lean strongly towards being as random and eclectic as
possible. My recently listened to tracks can include a mix of
house, classic, indie, rock, punk, classic, french, italian and
even the odd heavy metal.
Movies - I prefer comedies and Scifi. I'm not a huge TV watcher,
but will watch series online or via DVDs if they take my fancy. I
watch a lot of documentaries as well. But French movies, especially
the dark and quirky (e.g. Delicatessen, Amélie, 37°2 le matin, La
Cité des Enfants Perdus), will always win my heart.
I love food. I seek out new experiences, and I will try everything
once. Heck, twice if I'm not sure. I love to cook and to
experiment. I'm even about to create my own agricultural enterprise
to support the philosophy of fresh, free range and balanced
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The essentials of life: Oxygen. Water. Laughter. Love. Wine.
Continuously bettering oneself.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Am I a dreaming butterfly?
Making the world a better place.
That's nuts! There's got to be a better way!
Why am I addicted to the need to feel loved?
If it's all equal, why are we still discussing it?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably spending it like every other weeknight: online and living
it la vita dorky via the networks de sociales.
Studying, cooking, studying, complaining about the cleaning,
studying, researching, being distracted by a meme, studying
This assumes it is typical, and I am not entertaining friends,
going out to dinner, being roped into a harebrained scheme or some
other happen-stance ... which is something I seem to recall doing,
a lot ... before the time of the studying came.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
... is that I am willing to admit private things.
I prefer to do so face to face after knowing you for a while.
Although, that is a lie, as I actually prefer to do so online via
the obscurity of my avatar. Heck, I've dropped some private hints
in this profile already.
Which, by the by, I find a curious question as it is not really the
issue. I found that most people are not willing to actually face
their private things, let alone hear about those of others.
Also, very few people ever make eye contact with me ever again.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
* You need to contact people to complete your profile.
* You are, or simply want to be, a friend.
* You are bored and just want a laugh.
* You recognise me from other websites and social interaction
networks like twitter, tumblr or that really cool new one that no
one knows about and your name has to be D'n to get in ...
* You are perhaps seeking someone with whom you can indeed discuss
anything from quantum morality to modern zeitgeist
affairs, nuclear fission powered robotic monkey
armies or gastronomic creations, the best places
Melbourne has to offer or where to find those hidden gems
in the suburbs ... absolutely anything really.
* are not in a rush to get a reply.
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