Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm silly...I manage 3 offices for my company which is to say i'm a
silly adult babysitter. We all have fun though I'm kinda a goof
ball. I like to drawl , write, and take photos in my spare time. If
that last line has you rolling your eyes don't worry. I tend to
drive fast. Refuse to take sh*t from anyone and am generally an
***hole. But the fun kind that is impossible to hate. If life were
a movie i'd be a villain but he villain you secretly root for. I'm
the guy who is perfectly comfortable making the first move. Whether
it be a romantic kiss on the door step or throwing you up against
the wall and making out with hard in the rain. I'm pretty mature
for may age and often labeled as wise beyond my years. If we hang
out there will never be an awkward silence. If your nervous I will
just tease you. I'm not looking for the trophy girlfriend I'm much
more interested in personality. You don't have to be a model for me
to respond. But if you are a model please prove to me that you are
all not bat sh*crazy. I'm recently moved here from Atlanta and
kinda miss the southern cooking. I'm not taking this seriously. I
don't play mind games or play with people's self esteem. Until you
impress me I'll probably treat you like my bratty little sister.
P.S. If i send you a message that seems strange. I'm probably just
bored and ****ing with you. But it could mean that I'm interested.
It may depend on how funny your reply is.
Things which might differenciate me from some of the other guys on
okcupid: - i don't type lyke dis. - I beileve that honesty is the
best policy, lying doesn't solve anything and I'm horrible at it
anyway. - I am looking for something real, not just a piece of ass.
I am still a guy though. - I don't think that I'm God's gift to
women. - If I like you you'll know it, I don't play games
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living every day to the fullest! Each day is a gift that's why it
is called the present
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being honest...so don't ask me something and expect to get the
sugar coded version....this ain't Dunkin Donuts.lls
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My disorder...Look, just because i have A.D.D. Doesnt mean that I
.... Hey look a squirell. On a serious note, I'm a twin so people
sometimes confuse him and I.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music..everything, movies....anything( with the exception of corny
romances). If you have seen any of the twilight movies more than
twice please put ur hands up and step away from my profile very
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cell, banter sessions with my witty nephew, traveling, running
shoes, friends, and family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think and plan for the future but I try to stay in the moment.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully out of the 50 mile radius of my house
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You already know its not gonna happen ; )
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 20–29
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If your cool. I only talk to cool people.lls
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