Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Tonight I met my first "low talker," ever.
I rewrite this profile for laughs. My own, no one else's.
Sometimes you may get a serious entry, and others a joke
I've cast a wide net in my "looking for" selection, but only to be
inclusive, rather than exclusive. Take that as you will.
I am a nice guy.
I am not bound by race in my dating choices.
I tend to be liberal.
I tend to be a nebbish.
I am a lapsed Catholic who really, REALLY likes this Pope.
I make my money doing theatre. Not a lot of money, but money,
I hope never to be a stereotypical "mature, responsible adult,"
because that would mean the death of my very soul.
Not a sports fan. I prefer to climb things or ride a mountain bike,
but rarely get the chance.
Huge SpaceX fanboy.
I don't like to shave, but I hate having a scratchy face.
I sometimes overshare.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
At the moment, I am mostly spending my time being thankful that
Winter is good and dead.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
This one is hard to answer.
I am.. Well. Uh, I am really good at, uhh...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My theme song, as I walk into the room to canned applause.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Mexican Coke (in glass bottles with pure cane sugar)
My fan, at night.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The null set. I mean, think about it: it is nothing--no--LESS than
nothing! So, like, you're thinking about so little, that you aren't
Groovy, baby, just groooooovy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Breathing, and preparing for my usual rest period.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You should message me if you are locked in a cellar, because, let's
face it, no one you know is on OKC to read your call for help, and
I like breaking into cellars.
Who are you looking for?
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