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a2michmale

46 Ann Arbor, MI Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–46
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:53am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I rewrite this profile for laughs. My own, no one else's.

Sometimes you may get a serious entry, and others a joke entry.

That said...

I've cast a wide net in my "looking for" selection, but only to be inclusive, rather than exclusive. Take that as you will.

I am a nice guy.

I am not bound by race in my dating choices.

I tend to be liberal.

I tend to be a nebbish.

I am a lapsed Catholic who really, REALLY likes this Pope.

I make my money doing theatre. Not a lot of money, but money, nonetheless.

I hope never to be a stereotypical "mature, responsible adult," because that would mean the death of my very soul.

Not a sports fan. I prefer to climb things or ride a mountain bike, but rarely get the chance.

Huge SpaceX fanboy.

I don't like to shave, but I hate having a scratchy face.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hangin' out in gin joints, crackin' my knuckles and facin' down brutes and thugs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
This one is hard to answer.

I am.. Well. Uh, I am really good at, uhh...

Being modest?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My theme song, as I walk into the room to canned applause.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dogs.
Books.
Car rides.
Highly-saturated colors.
Mexican Coke (in glass bottles with pure cane sugar)
My fan, at night.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The null set. I mean, think about it: it is nothing--no--LESS than nothing! So, like, you're thinking about so little, that you aren't even THINKING!

Groovy, baby, just groooooovy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Breathing, and preparing for my usual rest period.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You should message me if you are locked in a cellar, because, let's face it, no one you know is on OKC to read your call for help, and I like breaking into cellars.