If it was that private, I wouldn't admit it. Don't be a jerk and
think you're getting it outta me that easy, no sirree, Bob. You
gotta earn that stuff, you do, and don't you forget it.
But, for shits and giggles...
Maybe that I am quite shy, and I put a lot of effort into being
extroverted in my job, and that can be tiring.
Maybe also that, while I don't get much action, I am not too bad at
it when it comes along (I base this entirely on feedback, and, as
we all know, sometimes women will just say what they think you want
to hear during that awkward, post-coital time, when you are
catching your breath and thinking how nice it would be to just roll
over and go to sleep).
I enjoy a nude woman's body far more than it is permissable to
admit. Just love to look at it. And touch it, too. But mostly
looking, because you don't get thrown in the clink for just looking
at a stranger, but touching lands you in a cell downtown.
What, you want more? Go write your own stuff, freak.