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29 Gretna, NE Man


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  • Ages 18-32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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5' 10" (1.78m)
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Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I like to go out and have fun. Beer is good. I love to watch movies, and i like watching family guy and south park. Im normal, i like to have fun and all that stereotypical stuff. i am a huge pittsburg steelers and penguins fan. i miss the maxwell show and cry when i hear alan cox because he fucking sucks, yeah. i have a car and a license....i know im pretty badass. and i like to workout. i go out to eat everyday, i do not like to eat leftover or reheated food, i just go out all the time.
I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.

I am confidant, ambitious, and a rockstar
What I’m doing with my life
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Having a good time, relaxing, enjoying time spent not being bored. I played baseball but that really didnt work out. i graduated with my degree in dietetics from the university of akron, and right now im looking for a job to use my degree in. other than that i just workout almost everyday and just try to have fun at whatever im doing. i like being an always got me what i wanted...anything. but now i wanna do the whole nice thing and mean something to someone, but yeah, it doesnt really work, im not converting back to asshole yet...but sometimes i really want to.
I’m really good at
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baseball, selling things, and remembering stupid movie lines. im really good at being nice i guess. making people laugh. im amazing at predicting sports games and their outcomes. i can do the alphabet backwards in less than 5 seconds. i can approach a random girl and bet her a beer i can guess her favorite sexual position, and i am almost always correct. im REALLY GOOD at making strippers cry.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That i wear a lot of underarmour.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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anything by lewis carroll, anchorman/the goods, the saw movies, i guess i can say anything really, i love all movies, and im not ashamed to admit that i have a man crush on ryan freaking reynolds. as for music i listen to everything. my favorite bands are august burns red and as i lay dying, but i listen to everything and like pretty much all music. i eat mexican.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my cell phone, beer, music, my car, money, my laptop.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
doing something important and being remembered. and what i could possibly do to get real superpowers...i think, hypathetically if i preheat my oven to 500 degrees, then microwave an eagle egg wrapped in aluminum foil for 45 seconds at half power, then immediatly put in the oven for 3 days, 4 hours, and 2.349 minutes - then ill be able to fly...and shit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
partying, chyeah. playing darts, or pool.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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im a very boring person....i have nothing interesting to say. i guess i can say im ambidextrious....and i have a photographic memory which i use it to my advantage.
You should message me if
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you are genuine and want to meet someone and get to know them. if you like to workout thats a plus...a girl + the gym = hot