Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like to go out and have fun. Beer is good. I love to watch
movies, and i like watching family guy and south park. Im normal, i
like to have fun and all that stereotypical stuff. i am a huge
pittsburg steelers and penguins fan. i miss the maxwell show and
cry when i hear alan cox because he fucking sucks, yeah. i have a
car and a license....i know im pretty badass. and i like to
workout. i go out to eat everyday, i do not like to eat leftover or
reheated food, i just go out all the time.
I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced
awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't
like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have
food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they
talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I
play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think
she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now
she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm
starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her?
Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like
well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like,
you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're
trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss
them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult
trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really
wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad
decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just
for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my
I am confidant, ambitious, and a rockstar
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Having a good time, relaxing, enjoying time spent not being bored.
I played baseball but that really didnt work out. i graduated with
my degree in dietetics from the university of akron, and right now
im looking for a job to use my degree in. other than that i just
workout almost everyday and just try to have fun at whatever im
doing. i like being an asshole...it always got me what i
wanted...anything. but now i wanna do the whole nice thing and mean
something to someone, but yeah, it doesnt really work, im not
converting back to asshole yet...but sometimes i really want to.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
baseball, selling things, and remembering stupid movie lines. im
really good at being nice i guess. making people laugh. im amazing
at predicting sports games and their outcomes. i can do the
alphabet backwards in less than 5 seconds. i can approach a random
girl and bet her a beer i can guess her favorite sexual position,
and i am almost always correct. im REALLY GOOD at making strippers
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
anything by lewis carroll, anchorman
, the saw movies, i guess i
can say anything really, i love all movies, and im not ashamed to
admit that i have a man crush on ryan freaking reynolds. as for
music i listen to everything. my favorite bands are august burns
red and as i lay dying, but i listen to everything and like pretty
much all music. i eat mexican
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my cell phone, beer
music, my car, money, my laptop.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
doing something important and being remembered. and what i could
possibly do to get real superpowers...i think, hypathetically if i
preheat my oven to 500 degrees, then microwave an eagle egg wrapped
in aluminum foil for 45 seconds at half power, then immediatly put
in the oven for 3 days, 4 hours, and 2.349 minutes - then ill be
able to fly...and shit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
partying, chyeah. playing darts, or pool.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
im a very boring person....i have nothing interesting to say. i
guess i can say im ambidextrious....and i have a photographic
memory which i use it to my advantage.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are genuine and want to meet someone and get to know them. if
you like to workout thats a plus...a girl + the gym = hot
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