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a629

26 / M / gay / Single

Croydon, United Kingdom

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White, Undeclared
Height
6' 0" (1.83m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Unemployed
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Dislikes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Dislikes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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I am inanimate, difficult, and lonely.

My Self-Summary

my feet are 11 units of feet long and my favourite colour is blue. i appreciate signposts, inappropriateness, coloured light and robots. perspiring, "the real world", wind (both kinds) and toenails make me real sad.

i live in aberystwyth in wales but grew up in finchley in barnet in london.

What I’m doing with my life

rolling it down a hill into a nearby village, causing a minor traffic incident, destroying a pylon and killing 3 cows.

I’m really good at

making people feel uncomfortable by not speaking

The first things people usually notice about me

i usually wear my clothes on the inside of my body

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

book: Topley and Wilson's Microbiology and Microbial Infections*.

films: raspberry reich, battle royale, i actually liked resident evil even though it was terrible. big women with guns <3.

music: rammstein is helping me learn german. i tend to like music that is very loud and shouty, or spooky. i like einsturzende neubauten, wumpscut, 41. if it's weird i'll probably like it.

these are my favourite songs ever: amon tobin - reanimator, add n to x - revenge of the black regent, offspring - pay the man

foods: i really like fruit and food that is high in sugar or other carbohydrates. i also like meat, and meat substitutes like quorn and tofu. i'm not a big fan of fat. i avoid pork. raw onions make me DIE.

* this is a lie, i don't read.. i can't read more than a couple of chapters of any book. an educational psychologist told me i have attention deficit disorder. it's a fun thing to have.

The six things I could never do without

the answers to this question are boring so, here are SIX things that most people could never do without, but i could: vocal chords � central heating � friends / people � sunlight � purpose / meaning � hot carbonated beef flavour beverages

I spend a lot of time thinking about

anything other than what i'm supposed to be thinking about. eating. how things work / what's going on. what other people are thinking.

On a typical Friday night I am

doing whatever i am typically doing on any other night of the week.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

i was the man who discovered you can drink milk from a cow and not get sick. sometimes i bleed from my anus. i like having sex with strangers in public. when i was a child i was sexually attracted to older men. i would like to visit mental homes to make new friends.

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