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a629
26 / M / gay / Single
Croydon, United Kingdom
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White, Undeclared
- Height
- 6' 0" (1.83m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Rarely
- Drugs
- Sometimes
- Religion
- Agnosticism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Virgo but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Working on college/university
- Job
- Unemployed
- Income
- Less than $20,000
- Kids
- Dislikes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Dislikes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), German (Poorly), C++ (Okay)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am inanimate, difficult, and lonely.
My Self-Summary
my feet are 11 units of feet long and my favourite colour is
blue. i appreciate
signposts, inappropriateness, coloured light and
robots. perspiring,
"the real world", wind (both kinds) and toenails make me real
sad.
i live in aberystwyth in wales but grew up in finchley in barnet in london.
i live in aberystwyth in wales but grew up in finchley in barnet in london.
What I’m doing with my life
rolling it down a hill into a nearby village, causing a minor
traffic incident, destroying a pylon and killing 3
cows.
I’m really good at
making people feel uncomfortable by not speaking
The first things people usually notice about me
i usually wear my clothes on the inside of my body
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
book: Topley and Wilson's Microbiology and Microbial
Infections*.
films: raspberry reich, battle royale, i actually liked resident evil even though it was terrible. big women with guns <3.
music: rammstein is helping me learn german. i tend to like music that is very loud and shouty, or spooky. i like einsturzende neubauten, wumpscut, 41. if it's weird i'll probably like it.
these are my favourite songs ever: amon tobin - reanimator, add n to x - revenge of the black regent, offspring - pay the man
foods: i really like fruit and food that is high in sugar or other carbohydrates. i also like meat, and meat substitutes like quorn and tofu. i'm not a big fan of fat. i avoid pork. raw onions make me DIE.
* this is a lie, i don't read.. i can't read more than a couple of chapters of any book. an educational psychologist told me i have attention deficit disorder. it's a fun thing to have.
films: raspberry reich, battle royale, i actually liked resident evil even though it was terrible. big women with guns <3.
music: rammstein is helping me learn german. i tend to like music that is very loud and shouty, or spooky. i like einsturzende neubauten, wumpscut, 41. if it's weird i'll probably like it.
these are my favourite songs ever: amon tobin - reanimator, add n to x - revenge of the black regent, offspring - pay the man
foods: i really like fruit and food that is high in sugar or other carbohydrates. i also like meat, and meat substitutes like quorn and tofu. i'm not a big fan of fat. i avoid pork. raw onions make me DIE.
* this is a lie, i don't read.. i can't read more than a couple of chapters of any book. an educational psychologist told me i have attention deficit disorder. it's a fun thing to have.
The six things I could never do without
the answers to this question are boring so, here are SIX things
that most people could never do without, but i could: vocal chords
� central heating � friends / people � sunlight � purpose / meaning
� hot carbonated beef flavour beverages
I spend a lot of time thinking about
anything other than what i'm supposed to be thinking about. eating. how things work / what's going
on. what other people are thinking.
On a typical Friday night I am
doing whatever i am typically doing on any other night of the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
i was the man who discovered you can drink milk from a cow and not
get sick. sometimes i bleed from my anus. i like having sex with strangers in public.
when i was a child i was sexually attracted to older men. i would like to visit
mental homes to make new friends.
You should message me if
you want to
