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27 San Francisco, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 10:42am
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Other and laughing about it
Dropped out of Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a generally quiet and reserved individual and I'm getting pretty goddamn tired of doing that.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I was working far to much for my own good, but I quit my day job and now I feel much better about life. Tech Support can do that to you.
I just want to chill as hard as possible for a bit.
I guess I'm a professional barback right now, it's pretty rad.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can deal with technical matters rather well, computers and the like.
That and pointing out flaws in things. Which can get me in trouble, so I keep it quiet. But I always know...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's probably a tie between the vibrant color of my beard and my inherent friendly tendencies.

... Ok, the beard usually wins. It's pretty awesome right now.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Snow Crash, Neuromancer, House of Leaves, Anything by H.P Lovecraft.
I just started reading Alice in Wonderland, I'm very surprised how entertaining it is.

Movies and Shows:
Primer, The Thing, Hot Rod, Big Trouble in Little China, Porco Rosso, Facing Ali, Jacobs Ladder, the real Star Wars movies, JCVD, Wes Anderson Movies, I swear the Speed Racer movie was awesome.
Samurai Champloo, Star Trek (TNG, DS9, & V), working through X-Files right now. I have a soft spot for DC superhero cartoons.

R.L. Burnside, AC DC, Eagles of Death Metal, The Replacements, Kiss, Rolling Stones, Little Richard, Black Sabbath, Air, Junior Kimbrough, Motorhead, T. Rex, ZZ Top, Joan Jett, Howlin' Wolf, Freddie King.

I'll eat just about anything thats prepared properly.
I drink whiskey, fernet, and good strong beers.

I'm going to throw some games in here too;
Gemini Rue, Beyond Good and Evil, Limbo, The Walking Dead, Antichamber, The shit Christine Love makes is always amazing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My sipping-whiskey-and-listening-to-blues relaxation time
My beard (I get mad mopey if it's ever cut off)
The Internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Nothing, or at least I try.
It feels good to have a clear mind and be completely in the moment if you can..
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, sadly. Someone has got to man the bars that everyone else flocks to.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cried the tiniest bit during The Return of the King.
Shut up, That shit with Sam was touching.

Also, I want to be Captain America. Like, really. I've almost purchased the shield on multiple occasions.
You should message me if
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You want to go for a walk sometime.