Likes: Having a laugh, playing the piano, Arnold Palmers, poetry,
orgasms, travel, flannel, being tall, high-tops, the internet,
flossing, Muppets, Star Trek, substance abuse, autumn,
alliteration, jet setting, jokes, libation, feeding ducks, new
socks, peanut butter & jelly, skiing, speech impediments,
post-modern irony, mullets, the wind, kissing, dancing, the Disco
Dislikes: Potatoes, bigotry, Neil Diamond.
I’m really good at
Embarrassing myself in public.
The first things people usually notice about me
My big mouth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
- Those of the fictitious variety, including, but not limited to,
- The Big Lebowski is a cinematic masterpiece.
- Music: I love playing it, listening to it, and dancing to
Rock & Roll, Electronic, Show Tunes, The Grateful Dead.
- A boneless quail marinated in buttermilk and spices, crispy
breaded on a fresh baked roll with bacon, caramelized onions,
roasted portabella mushrooms, baby arugula and roma tomatoes.
The six things I could never do without
Dreams, Desire, Delight, Delirium, Destruction, and a snack.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What filter to use on Instagram.
On a typical Friday night I am
3 sheets to the wind.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have poor penmanship and my table manners are lacking.
You should message me if
You can hold your liquor and/or enjoy the movie White Men Can't
Jump. Rosie Perez goes well with tequila.