I like the distorted, the unexpected, and solid colors. My scatter-brainedness drives me toward an addictive insanity. Exploring hidden places at 5am when possible.

strongly INTP

always looking for strangers to do weird shit with my fellow lifefag mindpond

Finding out how stuff functions, computer science, weird projects, enjoying sounds, and finding distractions and means to keep my time on this nice planet as enjoyable as possible.

not caring about trespassing laws or the idea of property ownership. I can't use words in an acceptable fashion to explain how I feel in abandoned buildings, empty construction sites, and graveyards. It's fun because you're not expected to be there.

Tailing it through the curvy-streeted rich subdivisions at as close to lightspeed as I can get and dreaming of breaking into their houses and moving things around is stress-relieving for me.

If something catches my interest, I spend an ungodly amount of time doing research or working on whatever it is. I'm a bit obsessive in the information department sometimes. Previous binges include North Korea, Chernobyl, post-mortem photography, and other sweet (at least I think so) stuff.

I'll trade a fucked up thought for an interesting reaction any day. I can't find a way to respect people who don't try to open their minds and think about the universe, but I like to think everyone has this capacity.

Country driving and stargazing to remind myself of how small and insignificant we are gives me wonderful comfort. I will love whoever gets the same feeling as I do when I'm laying down staring upwards. I think I can tell who does.

I have the shape of a human being, possibly with clothes on.

A seedbox was one of the best investments I've made so far.

Movies: Uzumaki, Battle Royale, Paprika, Oldboy, Electric Dragon 80000V, Love Exposure, Strange Circus, American Beauty, Amelie, Magnolia, Rubber's Lover, Kontroll, Almost Famous, Kill Bill, Blazing Saddles, Spirited Away, Tesis, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, Machete, The Human Centipede, Exit Through the Gift Shop, Any Louis Theroux documentary, The People vs. George Lucas, The Power of Nightmares (BBC Documentary). The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift is underrated, and I will happily argue it.

Comedians: Bill Hicks, Louis C.K., George Carlin, Norm MacDonald

TV: Band of Brothers, The Pacific, The Untold History of the United States, An Idiot Abroad, The Ricky Gervais Show, The Twilight Zone, Breaking Bad, Planet Earth, Life, QI, That Mitchell and Webb Look, Top Gear, Penn & Teller's Bullshit!

Music: Sigur Rós, CocoRosie, Nosaj Thing, Holy Other, XXYYXX, Saul Williams, Die Antwoord/Max Normal.TV/Watkin Tudor Jones, Teebs, Four Tet, Lovage, Man Man, Burial, Soap&Skin, The Field, Amiina, The Antlers, Flying Lotus, Lorn, Goldfrapp, Crystal Castles, Blockhead, Rodrigo y Gabriela, Pink Floyd, The White Stripes, Gogol Bordello, The Flaming Lips, Wild Beasts, Justice, Dan Deacon, Fuck Buttons.

If you play my entire music collection straight, my music player tells me it will take 7.9 years. 169GB. Music means a lot to me. Sometimes I don't listen to it for a while on accident, get super depressed, and then listen to music and realize why I was upset. Show me the music you like, and we're instant friends.

Food: Whatever keeps me from being malnourished.

Video games: Braid, Bastion, LIMBO, Spelunky, Half-Life 2, Call of Duty(s), Portal(s), CS:GO

Music, movies, puzzles, empty things, and at least a couple of people to remind me I'm human. I am a fan of minimalism. Worse comes to worst, I could make up all four of those in my head.

Anything else I could ever need I'll make out of the magical shapeshifting orange bamboo in this nice deserted island I'm imagining myself on. What other situation would this apply to? I'm not going to Mars yet, fuck that. The coconuts there would suck.

Psychoanalyzing stuff to frustrating levels (yeah, I realize that's not much of a "completion" to the title)
Otherwise, whatever's distracting me at any given time, or just intrusive thoughts. Besides that, existential concerns.

hopefully exploring, watching a movie, working on some absurd video, doing some poopy project, or something else.

you try to find the resonant frequency of bathrooms or corridors.
you wish you could stop time and be the ultimate voyeur.
you want to break into rich people's homes and move stuff around to make them uncomfortable.

i don't think about gender very often, so if you're all uppity about it i'm just going to end up offending your tender views on the significance of your reproductive organs.