Hola! soy Andee y tengo un gato en mis pantalones. I tend to
remember lame lines from crappy movies and i love to quote them.
Remember Dragon Ball Z? Wasn’t Goku the best, well he’s my hero and
like him I am honestly good hearted and believe that good will
always overcome evil. Lets just hope The Walking Dead stays a show
and not real life because then I’m sure evil will probably win. I’m
sure we'll eventually domesticate those guys and we will be proud
owners of zombies, we'll dress then up, take them for walks, teach
them tricks, the whole shabang! Until then, I’ll stick with a cute
special dog, a jerk of bird and a poodle w dependency issues. I
would have a cat but then I run the risk of becoming that weird cat
lady who’s lived in the same apt for decades. I can see it now,
50yrs old playing Halo while my cats plan my murder. They would get
away with it too, thanks to all the NCIS and Law&Order shows
I'd make them watch....
Wow! Don’t I sound like a total catch!
Wait, read something that will make you like me; 2+2=4. As you can see I’m a math genius. Thanks to my late introduction of the English language I’m not so great with writing and letters but I overcome it with the universal language that is math. So don’t be a grammar nazi with me, sure you know the difference to "their, there and they're" but I know the distance formula and can solve for X without using a calculator. So IN YOUR FACE!
Don’t worry the fun is almost done, I’m not sure how to summarize 23years of life into one little box, so here’s some useless random junk about me myself and I. As you can (hopefully) tell, I’m sarcastic, with an odd sense of humor. I’m constantly laughing and smiling, but tell me a joke and all you’ll hear is crickets. Say something serious and I’ll probably turn it into a "That’s what she said" joke. In all seriousness, I don’t like ketchup, illegal alien haters, women beaters, people who step on snails and homophobes. I like meeting new people, online tetris, flowers, accents, video games and soccer games, making a fool out of myself and dancing out of the blue. More than anything, I love to make art.
I know it’s a lot to take in, and yet I feel like I told you nothing.
Wow! Don’t I sound like a total catch!
Wait, read something that will make you like me; 2+2=4. As you can see I’m a math genius. Thanks to my late introduction of the English language I’m not so great with writing and letters but I overcome it with the universal language that is math. So don’t be a grammar nazi with me, sure you know the difference to "their, there and they're" but I know the distance formula and can solve for X without using a calculator. So IN YOUR FACE!
Don’t worry the fun is almost done, I’m not sure how to summarize 23years of life into one little box, so here’s some useless random junk about me myself and I. As you can (hopefully) tell, I’m sarcastic, with an odd sense of humor. I’m constantly laughing and smiling, but tell me a joke and all you’ll hear is crickets. Say something serious and I’ll probably turn it into a "That’s what she said" joke. In all seriousness, I don’t like ketchup, illegal alien haters, women beaters, people who step on snails and homophobes. I like meeting new people, online tetris, flowers, accents, video games and soccer games, making a fool out of myself and dancing out of the blue. More than anything, I love to make art.
I know it’s a lot to take in, and yet I feel like I told you nothing.
