Wow! Don’t I sound like a total catch!
Wait, read something that will make you like me; 2+2=4. As you can see I’m a math genius. Thanks to my late introduction of the English language I’m not so great with writing and letters but I overcome it with the universal language that is math. So don’t be a grammar nazi with me, sure you know the difference to "their, there and they're" but I know the distance formula and can solve for X without using a calculator. So IN YOUR FACE!
Don’t worry the fun is almost done, I’m not sure how to summarize 23years of life into one little box, so here’s some useless random junk about me myself and I. As you can (hopefully) tell, I’m sarcastic, with an odd sense of humor. I’m constantly laughing and smiling, but tell me a joke and all you’ll hear is crickets. Say something serious and I’ll probably turn it into a "That’s what she said" joke. In all seriousness, I don’t like ketchup, illegal alien haters, women beaters, people who step on snails and homophobes. I like meeting new people, online tetris, flowers, accents, video games and soccer games, making a fool out of myself and dancing out of the blue. More than anything, I love to make art.
I know it’s a lot to take in, and yet I feel like I told you nothing.