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28 Tokyo, Japan Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from masters program
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Giving Japan the business since 2006.

Mad serious on the inside, romantic and ridiculous on the outside. Kind of like a bagel with heart-shaped sprinkles.*

Former country boy turned Tokyo spaceman living in Japan for seven years or so. Hyper-productive and thoroughly minimalist in lifestyle (less stuff, more fun). Happy.

Let's go do something great. I'll take the photos.
Further reading***:

*By the way, bagels and other dense bread-matter-like-substances are awful :3
**Except cake. I'm not really into cake anymore, but if you're into cake, that's cool, and I'm happy for you.
***This will not be on the test. Cake recipes will.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
is clinically proven to cause catastrophic burnout.

TV personality (JP)
Radio reporter (US)
Translator (JP>EN)

Yes, I'm pretty damn busy.

On the side, I'm learning German leading up to possibly relocation to Berlin for a few months, producing my Japan news podcast for the last three years, and writing a nonfiction book I'm hoping to have out for the fourth anniversary of Japan's earthquake/tsunami, the event that changed my life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-pretending vicious racism isn't totally unacceptable.
-wavedashing with Luigi.
-causing trouble at work when conditions are shitty.
-Google-fu'ing like a black belt.
-manifesting early-onset Alzheimer's.
-not carrying around extra baggage (any kind).
-fixing or playing anything with a screen.
-Pop'n Music ( if you don't know, youtube: )

I probably played more videogames in my younger years than you will in your entire life (and if you think you have that beat, please feel free to message). From Pac-Man to DDR to Street Fighter to TF2 to Smash to Skyrim, I've been there. I don't spend a lot of my time on the stuff these days, but I haven't forgotten.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tell you what - you meet me and I'll fill in this part with carefully curated portions of what you say about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Instead of dropping a big ol' list on you, let me give you a Youtube tour of what I love (mobile users can't see the links, but pretend that I did a good/funny)...

about Electro Rock - 80KIDZ
about Damned Good DJs - Stanton Warriors
about Classic Awesome Movies - The Blues Brothers
about Unnecessarily Profane TV - The Wire

And about food? I love it. Remember that when you look at the author for this:
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Picking usernames. Name runners-up for OKC were:
GrizzlyBaddums (disqualified due to my lack of experience with bears)
SouffleofMan (came very close)
aModifiedLudovico (esoteric in a great way but inaccessible and also a character too long)
ChekhovsName (too self-indulgent and circular logic-esque which tends to either really fascinate or really annoy people)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that I'm being extremely open about who I am online in order to deflect any criticism about "ooh I saw you on a dating website."

Seriously, it's 2014 and internet dating is a thing.
You should message me if
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*you're into socially reformed nerds with radio shows.