I like my pears soft and apples crisp. My body betrayed me with a
busted joint, so I took revenge and poisoned its liver. I can see
the rings of Saturn without a telescope, and the nucleus of a cell
without a microscope. I put my pants on both legs at a time, and I
never exaggerate.
I'm a happy guy, but there's always room for improvement. I'm a nerd, a jock, a pet-lover, an outdoor enthusiast, an intellectual, a goof, a hard worker, a joker, a geek, an adventurer, a friend, and a foe.
Every morning my dog and I play this game where we see who caves first. She wakes up after I hit the snooze on my alarm, and goes to ring the bells that are hanging by the door, then looks back at me to see if I at least raise my head off the pillow. She then keeps ringing the bells every 10 seconds until either I get up, or she decides to try a more hands-on approach to rousing me. She is the best alarm clock I've ever had, but if I'm really set on sleeping in, she'll eventually give up and rest her chin on me until I decide to get up on my own.
I'm a happy guy, but there's always room for improvement. I'm a nerd, a jock, a pet-lover, an outdoor enthusiast, an intellectual, a goof, a hard worker, a joker, a geek, an adventurer, a friend, and a foe.
Every morning my dog and I play this game where we see who caves first. She wakes up after I hit the snooze on my alarm, and goes to ring the bells that are hanging by the door, then looks back at me to see if I at least raise my head off the pillow. She then keeps ringing the bells every 10 seconds until either I get up, or she decides to try a more hands-on approach to rousing me. She is the best alarm clock I've ever had, but if I'm really set on sleeping in, she'll eventually give up and rest her chin on me until I decide to get up on my own.
