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a_bean_in_pdx

31 F Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Aug 17
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I take having fun very seriously. I seek simple decadence.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
If music is playing, I am dancing to it. If I know the words, I sing along. I like to go on super long walks with no discernible destination. I can also be caught reading, playing dress-up, making beer, checking out movies at the cheap seats, getting tattoos or a pedicure, writing lists of things I could do to better my life then checking items off the list, organizing blood drives, and dancing around and singing into my hairbrush like it’s my own personal slumber party.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dancing unabashedly, singing almost on key, making people laugh, building blanket forts, keeping my cat alive and spoiled, being indirectly direct, pampering myself and the people around me, grilling meat, altering clothes, and MS Word.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I often hear the sentence, "I'm not trying to stare at your boobs, I'm just checking out your chest tattoo."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Comics: Saga, Adventure Time, Bravest Warriors, Regular Show, Multiple Warheads, Change, Fables, Chew, Mara, Stumptown, Junqueland. Classics like King City, Y: The Last Man, Demo, Arkham Asylum, Superman: Red Son, The Drive-In, Chosen, Underwater Welder.

Cartoons: Venture Brothers, Adventure Time, Superjail, Bob's Burgers, Gravity Falls, Archer, Family Guy, The Brak Show, Sealab 2021, Regular Show

Podcasts: My Brother My Brother and Me, The Smartest Man in the World, Radiolab

Music: Oddisee, James Brown, El Michels Affair, Misled Children, Slum Village, Mackleroy & Ryan Lewis, Jurassic 5, Aretha Franklin, Bill Withers, The Temptations, The Gap Band, Al Green.

Books: Fahrenheit 451, What Dreams May Come, The Elegance of the Hedgehog, Catch 22, The Giver, 1984, A Moveable Feast, Jitterbug Perfume, Geek Love, Cruddy, anything by Armistead Maupin, Mary Roach, Oliver Sacks or Bill Bryson.

Movies: Everything is Illuminated, Safety Not Guaranteed, Lost in Translation, Stranger than Fiction, The Hedgehog, Harold & Maude, Super 8, Midnight in Paris, Outside Providence, Moonrise Kingdom, The Graduate, Groundhog Day, Manhattan, Cabin in the Woods, Rare Exports, Outside Providence, Shaun of the Dead, Black Sheep, Tucker & Dale vs. Evil, Ip Man 2, The Raid: Redemption, Troll Hunter.

TV: New Girl, Parks & Rec, Misfits, Doc Martin, Downton Abbey, Mad Men, Louie, Party Down, Spaced, The IT Crowd, Skins.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
laughter, conversation, sun screen, adventures, caffeine, breakfast burritos
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
stuff and things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
chillin' with my sweets, DawningDay.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm not really into labels, but here's a few I have more in common with than not: poly, queer, kinky and curvy.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're a cool, confident nerd girl interested in playing with/dating myself, or both my partner, DawningDay, and I.