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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Oct 7
Open relationship
Relationship Type
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I am a person doing people things.

Poly, queer, fat, kinky, stoner femme currently looking for chemistry.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working a part time day job to supplement my real focus, which lacks title as it ranges from jewelry maker to blogger to production designer for stop-motion animation (I guess I'm an artist?). Spending time with my awesome and amazing partner, DawningDay. Obsessing over fatshion, feminism and art supplies.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking your idea and making it into something with at least three dimensions. Cuddling. Making people laugh. Spoiling my cats. Being indirectly direct. Practicing hedonism.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I often hear the sentence, "I'm not trying to stare at your boobs, I'm just checking out your chest tattoo."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Comics: Bitch Planet, Lumberjanes, Saga, Chew, East of West

Cartoons: Rick & Morty, Bob's Burgers, Gravity Falls, Adventure Time

Podcasts: My Brother My Brother and Me, The Smartest Man in the World, Doug Loves Movies, Jordan Jesse Go, Stuff You Missed in History Class, Radiolab

Music: A lot of funk, soul, and hip hop. And also pop. And metal.

Books: Fahrenheit 451, What Dreams May Come, The Elegance of the Hedgehog, Catch 22, The Giver, 1984, Jitterbug Perfume, Geek Love, Cruddy, anything by Armistead Maupin, Mary Roach, Oliver Sacks or Bill Bryson.

Movies: Everything is Illuminated, Safety Not Guaranteed, Lost in Translation, The Hedgehog, Harold & Maude, Super 8, Midnight in Paris, Outside Providence, Robocop, Rare Exports, Norwegian Ninja.

TV: Louie, Inside Amy Schumer, Maron, Last Comic Standing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
laughter, conversation, a sewing machine, adventures, caffeine, breakfast burritos
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what materials I need to make my next project both durable and good-looking... or how I spent a lifetime trying to define myself, only to find I was building a box to put myself into... or how to bust the fuck out of that box... or making out with sexy, fat femmes... or new lyrics to a song about my cat for my cat... or all the furniture I would make if I had a wood shop... or...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either out in my workshop working my magic or getting stoned and relaxing the week away.
You should message me if
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If you think we'd have a good time together.