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a_house_divided
27 / M / straight / Single
Menomonee Falls, Wisconsin
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6' 0" (1.82m).
- Body Type
- Overweight
- Looking For
- Activity partners, Casual sex
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Not at all
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Agnosticism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Taurus but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from high school
- Job
- Other
- Income
- Less than $20,000
- Kids
- Doesn’t want children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Dislikes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Esperanto (Poorly), Ilongo (Poorly), Other (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am chair, very, and hate MadLibs.
My Self-Summary
Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas
and his brethren; And Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and
Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat... (This could take a while.)
What I’m doing with my life
For the past ten years, I have been not unlike a wraith, passing
silently through this world with little cause or impact. Also, I'm
currently eating M&Ms.
I’m really good at
getting people to look away.
The first things people usually notice about me
Hair, fat, conjoined twin.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: American Psycho, Catch-22, Fight Club, House of Leaves,
One Hundred Years of Solitude
Movies: Apocalypse Now, Casino, Clerks, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Dark Days, The Doors, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Glengarry Glen Ross, The Godfather, Heat, L.A. Confidential, La Haine, Memento, RKO 281, The Rules of Attraction, Sexy Beast, The Shawshank Redemption, SubUrbia, Traffic, 24 Hour Party People, Very Bad Things, Way of the Gun
Music: Aesop Rock, Beirut, DJ Shadow, Godspeed You Black Emperor!, Morphine, Mos Def, Murder By Death, The Pixies, Tom Waits
Food: More placenta, please.
Movies: Apocalypse Now, Casino, Clerks, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Dark Days, The Doors, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Glengarry Glen Ross, The Godfather, Heat, L.A. Confidential, La Haine, Memento, RKO 281, The Rules of Attraction, Sexy Beast, The Shawshank Redemption, SubUrbia, Traffic, 24 Hour Party People, Very Bad Things, Way of the Gun
Music: Aesop Rock, Beirut, DJ Shadow, Godspeed You Black Emperor!, Morphine, Mos Def, Murder By Death, The Pixies, Tom Waits
Food: More placenta, please.
The six things I could never do without
Heart, lungs, brain, blood, life, hyperbaric chamber.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the inequities and inadequacies of the human condition. Also,
vaginas.
On a typical Friday night I am
lamenting the death of Friday (with a somber funeral procession to
my bed, culminating in a moving eulogy into my pillow).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I have crabs. (Not really.)
You should message me if
you want to be profiled on Nancy Grace.
