Top 10 reasons you should consider dating... ME. #10... I will try my damnedest to put a smile on your face everyday. #09, If you don't think we are a match... I am too busy and much too lazy to be a stalker. #08, I know communication is important in a relationship and I will make it a top priority to pretend to listen to you, be interested in every word that is said... bottom of the ninth, Coco up to bat, the count is 2 balls and strike... because ahhh I love hearing all your Ummmm stuff. #07, I will let you hold the remote. It will be the old one that came with the TV (not my master universal control, the MRC5000), and have no batteries but you can hold it anytime you want. #06, I will let you pick my phones ring tones so everyone at work knows that you are calling... Even if it means hearing Katy Perry or Lady Gaga 10 times a day (but NO Bieber!) #05, You have my word, I will split the profits of any of our sexy tapes that make it onto the internet or DVD #04, I will never lie to you, unless it involves your clothes, your hair, your weight, your family or those Brazilian supermodels on Victoria’s Secret commercials who are nothing compared to you. #03, I love spoiling my ‘lady’ with expensive gifts, I can cook, I love to shop and I give a great back and/or foot massages and after my book “Telling Chicks What They Want To Hear” comes out I will be filthy Rich! #02, I love to travel and after my parole is up we can go anywhere you want, except Detroit, Chicago, South Florida and Northern New Jersey where I have, Mmmm, worn out my welcome and the #1 reason you should consider dating ME... I cant promise perfection because that is unrealistic... but I will guarantee you that you will have FUN and be treated well while in my company.
Most importantly I hope you like to laugh... and I would hope you are someone who enjoys a nice glass of wine or a cold beer once in a while and enjoys quiet times just talking about 'whatever'. Someone who is into walks, working out and living a healthy life (no cigs or drugs). A woman who is affectionate, sincere, warm and honest. You like nice things but don't work 80 hours a week to achieve them. Comfortable in a gown at a black tie dinner or in sweats watching a DVD curled up with me on the couch. Camping doesn’t scare you although you would rather be at a resort by the pool / beach (me too!). . . Serious when needed to be but secure enough to be silly with me. Young at heart yet mature, very independent but is happy to be treated like a lady. Someone who enjoys good conversation and learning about the world we live in, Someone who likes baseball or at least pretends too, A partner, a travel mate, a sounding board for life, a partner in crime, the Bonnie to my Clyde. And understands when I say: I am VERY young at heart, I still feel more like I am 28 than 48... looking for someone who feels / looks the same. Looking for someone attractive yet down to earth... Is that you? If so drop me a note to say hello!
What I’m doing with my life
I own my own business (21 yrs), I have a 20 yr old son, I play and used to coach baseball. I love music its my religion of choice, love movies and travel, cooking, trying new foodie places - from a taco truck or a gourmet restaurant....
I’m really good at
Trivia (ie useless information), Singing / Music, Carpentry,
Sports, cooking, being on vacation, Coaching, baking cookies
The first things people usually notice about me
I am laughing about something - Blue Eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Love all type of movies except horror...
Love all types of music as long as there is some heart and soul
behind it and good musicianship... not much into 'rap'.
TV: Newsroom, Walking Dead, Sons of Anarchy, Breaking Bad, Jimmy
Fallon, History Channel and Discovery Channel + MLB Network
Love Mexican food, Indian food, Steak, seafood, chicken parm but
nothing beats a good burger.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Music, My Business, Traveling
On a typical Friday night I am
With friends, at the movies... at an A's game or relaxing at home
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I watch chic flics... Notting Hill is one of my favorites ; )
You should message me if
You would like to laugh and have a good time. Do not take life too
serious and are looking to meet a nice guy...