Top 10 reasons you should consider dating... ME. #10... I will try
my damnedest to put a smile on your face everyday. #09, If you
don't think we are a match... I am too busy and much too lazy to be
a stalker. #08, I know communication is important in a relationship
and I will make it a top priority to pretend to listen to you, be
interested in every word that is said... bottom of the ninth, Ellis
up to bat, the count is 2 balls and strike... because ahhh I love
hearing all your Mmmm stuff. #07, I will let you hold the remote.
It will be the old one that came with the TV (not my master
universal control, the MRC5000), and have no batteries but you can
hold it anytime you want. #06, I will let you pick my phones ring
tones so everyone at work knows that you are calling... Even if it
means hearing Beyonce or Lady Gaga 10 times a day. #05, You have my
word, I will split the profits of any of our sexy tapes that make
it onto the internet or DVD #04, I will never lie to you, unless it
involves your clothes, your hair, your weight, your family or those
Brazilian supermodels on Victoria’s Secret commercials who are
nothing compared to you. #03, I love spoiling my ‘lady’ with
expensive gifts, I can cook, I love to shop and I give a great back
and/or foot massages and after my book “Telling Chicks What They
Want To Hear” comes out I will be filthy Rich! #02, I love to
travel and after my parole is up we can go anywhere you want,
except Detroit, Chicago, South Florida and Northern New Jersey
where I have, Mmmm, worn out my welcome and the #1 reason you
should consider dating ME... I cant promise perfection because that
is unrealistic... but I will guarantee you that you will have FUN
and be treated well while in my company. ;)
Most importantly I hope you like to laugh... and I would hope you are someone who enjoys a nice glass of wine or a cold beer once in a while and enjoys quiet times just talking about 'whatever'. Someone who is into walks, working out and living a healthy life (no cigs or drugs). A woman who is affectionate, sincere, warm and honest. Someone who appreciates a gentleman, but not looking for a sugar daddy. You like nice things but don't work 80 hours a week to achieve them. Comfortable in a gown at a black tie dinner or in sweats watching a DVD curled up with me on the couch. Camping doesn’t scare you although you would rather be at a resort by the pool / beach (me too).
Serious when needed to be but secure enough to be silly with me. A woman who is in good shape, young at heart yet mature, very independent but is happy to be treated like a lady. A friend to my 15 yr son, because raising him is my responsibility, and I am not looking for a mother, he has one, she lives out of state which makes for no drama from mama, so you appreciate the fact I value being a great father to him. Someone who if she has a child or children of their own is a ‘parent’ and values that 'responsibility'. Someone who enjoys good conversation and learning about the world we live in, Someone who likes baseball or at least pretends too, A partner, a travel mate, a sounding board for life, a partner in crime, the Bonnie to my Clyde. Is that you? If so drop me a note to say hello!
Most importantly I hope you like to laugh... and I would hope you are someone who enjoys a nice glass of wine or a cold beer once in a while and enjoys quiet times just talking about 'whatever'. Someone who is into walks, working out and living a healthy life (no cigs or drugs). A woman who is affectionate, sincere, warm and honest. Someone who appreciates a gentleman, but not looking for a sugar daddy. You like nice things but don't work 80 hours a week to achieve them. Comfortable in a gown at a black tie dinner or in sweats watching a DVD curled up with me on the couch. Camping doesn’t scare you although you would rather be at a resort by the pool / beach (me too).
Serious when needed to be but secure enough to be silly with me. A woman who is in good shape, young at heart yet mature, very independent but is happy to be treated like a lady. A friend to my 15 yr son, because raising him is my responsibility, and I am not looking for a mother, he has one, she lives out of state which makes for no drama from mama, so you appreciate the fact I value being a great father to him. Someone who if she has a child or children of their own is a ‘parent’ and values that 'responsibility'. Someone who enjoys good conversation and learning about the world we live in, Someone who likes baseball or at least pretends too, A partner, a travel mate, a sounding board for life, a partner in crime, the Bonnie to my Clyde. Is that you? If so drop me a note to say hello!
