Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I can count the number of times I’ve used condoms on one
The answer is zero, you put them on your penis not your hand.
I think Batman and Wonder Woman make a better couple than Superman
and Wonder Woman but not a better couple than Batman and
When I ask for a glass of water and someone hands me a glass full
of sand, I turn it over, make a sand castle, and pretend I'm king.
When someone throws a stone at my head, I pretend the bruise is a
faded tattoo, and that I was once a sailor who ran a sweat shop in
Singapore. I'm not too proud of that time in my imaginary life, but
I'm comforted by the fact that my friends, who made me stick a
banana in my crack, feel even worse.
In case you were wondering, my spirit animal is a pink fairy
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
working at a print on demand book publishing company
experimenting with baking in the kitchen
looking to learn more about the city by going on some guided
vacuuming cat hair
reminding myself that I do actually pay to go to the gym so I
should use it
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
getting things off the top shelf
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm six four. I have great eyes. Lately I have a beard which is
borderline young Santa.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Back of the Box - Frosted Flakes
The Stranger - Albert Camus
Haroun and the Sea of Stories - Salman Rushdie
Lamb - Christopher Moore
The Princess Bride - William Goldman
Choke - Chuck Palahniuk
ZZ Top - Eliminator
Pinkerton - Weezer
Moving Pictures - Rush
Deltron 3030 - Deltron 3030
Madvillainy - Madvillain
Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) - Wu-Tang Clan
Kennedy For President - Kennedy
Singin' in the Rain
The Royal Tenenbaums
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
The Venture Bros
The Walking Dead
Game of Thrones
a good cuban sandwich
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
the smell of fresh cut grass
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is my cat an asshole to me only because I'm gone for eight hours a
day and she's mad or is my cat an asshole to me because that's how
cats are? what should I eat for lunch today? why can I remember my
credit card number but not my social? did I cook this chicken
enough? how am I going to get cat hair off of this?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
drinking with friends
watching a movie
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I will probably begin with a very classy first line... something
like: say, sweet thing, can I buy you a fish sandwich?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
being around a cat won't kill you
you're interested in going on some historic SF walks to learn about
you know how to trim a man's beard because I have no idea what I'm
you know who would win in a fight between a taco and a grilled
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