The answer is zero, you put them on your penis not your hand.
I think Batman and Wonder Woman make a better couple than Superman and Wonder Woman but not a better couple than Batman and Superman.
When I ask for a glass of water and someone hands me a glass full of sand, I turn it over, make a sand castle, and pretend I'm king. When someone throws a stone at my head, I pretend the bruise is a faded tattoo, and that I was once a sailor who ran a sweat shop in Singapore. I'm not too proud of that time in my imaginary life, but I'm comforted by the fact that my friends, who made me stick a banana in my crack, feel even worse.
In case you were wondering, my spirit animal is a pink fairy armadillo.