I have terrible eyesight, or well, it's going bad.
I am quite good at grilling apple pork chops.
I have an inexplicable distrust for cats.
I often burst into song, and sometimes dance.
I'm pretty good at climbing trees.
I'm an aspiring writer, as I aspire to be better than the terrible writer I am now.
I have existential crises when I wake up too early.
I wear a tie nearly every day.
I also love listening to people talk, about anything, really...
That this is the only sentence in this self-summary that I wrote, which has something to do with me but doesn't begin with I.