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32 Brooklyn, NY Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 27–42
  • Located anywhere
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:37am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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I instigate many a too-late just-exciting-enough night. I often try poaching eggs but fail miserably every time. The other day someone told me they recognized me from afar due to overly enthusiastic gesticulation and I've decided to take that as a compliment.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm navigating the odd and sooo web 2.0 world of brand consulting. I've worked in fashion and can make a mean window display, write a punny email blast, or make a bonkers company sound somehow legit. And, you know heard cats aka high level creatives.

Note: my gigs now including cutting glass,
curating bad musty fusty art ( and some really bitchin lithographs) in a way that hopefully looks cool for a clothing company whose stores your rich grandmother most definitely frequents if she winters in Fla.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Right brain/left brain synergy.
Colors and textures.
Mishearing song lyrics.
Interacting with strangers.
Finding the good antique/thrift/vintage spots in every city.
Making impetuous decisions on the micro and macro level.
Cooking bitchin a meal based on what's in the fridge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Most days I've got pretty good game, sartorially speaking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I only read this if I REALLY LIKE someone. But I have buds who use this as like THE THING. So...go forth with not cool but like super enjoy honesty....

Authors - Bill Buford, Michael Chabon, Gabriel Garcia Marquez,
Ann Patchett, Jennifer Egan, David Foster Wallace (nonfiction only), Susan Orlean.

I tear out the best articles from The New Yorker then give them to friends (you know I like you if I give you a magazine clipping).

Moving Pictures - Billy Wilder, Terry Gilliam, Alan Ball, Katheryn Bigelow, Jan Svankmajer, Rian Johnson, big budget German Expressionism. Shitty action movies with lots of explosions and implausible chases.

Music - Anything that could be encased in the Wall of Sound, Jon Brion produced records (lets fall in love and go to la and go t largo for like Jon Brion and Fiona and whomever...also the week of the Rosebowl Flea Market, I'm sorry that fantasty detail is non negotiable), most Bob Boilen recs, sorrowful belty soul of another era, pop music that involves horn or string sections. I prefer the Lou Reed version of This Magic Moment and the Fine Young Cannibals (yeah you heard right) version of Suspicious Minds.

Food - I could write a book about it: well-seasoned, well-cooked, well-executed.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Measuring tape
Good Whiskey
Red Lipstick
La petite mort
Trips (planes, trains and automobiles -- Not astral planes)
Piles and piles of periodicals.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Color stories.
Mannequins and new ways to say "sale" (professionally).
How do we make the world a more hospitable place for our daughters and sons - so economic equality, social justice, feminism/humanism.
What happens to Nora when she leaves the Doll House?
Weather to use tongue oil, furniture polish, or ____ (ASK A BETTER EQUIPPED FRIEND) on whatever vintage wood needs helping to look beeeeee-utiful
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Tearing it up in a ladylike fashion (or not).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know how to drive but live for a good road trip. Lets go for a ride. IS THAT THE CHEESIEST THING YOU'VE EVER HEARD ON THE INTERNET, EVER. My question mark key is broken so i end that as a statement.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're ridiculously fun and understand the inherent adventure in adulthood. You're into brainy femmes. I'm into the idea of getting monaga"mish" with someone (apologies to anyone who hates Dan Savage's politics but he said it best). You're not totes vanilla.