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24 Chicago, IL Woman, Androgynous

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:12pm
Relationship Type
5' 3" (1.61m)
Body Type
Space camp
Has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Amateur painter, writer, musician, photographer. Professional half-asser.

I'm picky and get bored easily. Interested in the interesting.


If you can spank my ass like I'm a bad grrrl then you're a keeper.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Buyer's Assistant for a Chicago-based retail company.

Most free-time is spent painting.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being self-aware
Parallel parking
Dressing myself
Using emojis

I'm really bad at:
Getting back to you
Saying "no" to junk food
Book smarts
Holding back my bluntness
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My imperfect smile, my abrasive personality, and my sharp tongue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Romantic comedies are my favorite. What can I say, I love love stories.

OITNB, Parks and Rec, SVU, PLL, anything that can be shortened or abbreviated.

Anything along the lines of Future and Kendrick and Kanye. And then you get the Odesza and Flume. And then there's the Sylvan Esso and Phantogram. And then you get the Hall and Oates and Carole King.

Had this conversation on food today:
Top 3 favorite foods
- Steak tacos, with sour cream, cheese, lettuce, onion, and cilantro. Rice and beans and chips and guacamole to go with.

- Pizza. Typically thin, semi crunchy crust. Pepperoni, green peppers, and bacon or spinach and chicken. Sprinkle with the fixins.

- Classic breakfast meal, specifically when hungover. Two over-medium peppered eggs, hash browns, bacon, buttered wheat toast.

My favorite beverage is water. I do enjoy stouts, wheat beers, and Fireball Whiskey.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Unconditional love
- My self-worth
- Vulnerability/transparency
- Stability
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is it too cliché to say "too many things"?

Cuz it's true. I don't have an attention span.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
up for anything/figuring out what to do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have hairy armpits. And I have a tattoo around the left one that says "LONG HAIR DON'T CARE". And I don't really give a fuck about how grossed out you are.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not allergic to cats/enjoy hanging with cats even if you're allergic. I have a cat and I'm pretty sure I'm allergic.

You actually think we would get along. And not cuz you think I'm "hot" or a "babe". But because we could probably share a lot of the same values.

You're hot or a babe.