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23 Chicago, IL Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–34
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 30
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Trying to quit
Graduated from space camp
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

I'm poly and queer. Both won't ever change for you.

Acie. Short for Anne Catherine. Pronounced "A-C", for those who feel the wonder.

I have the lingo of a west coast stoner, the wardrobe of a New York fashionista, but I was born and raised around Chicago.

I'm totally down to take you seriously.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I hustle HARD as a "department head of footwear" at a warehouse for a retail company, do hair on the side for an extra buck, pedal around on my sexy blue bike, write sissy love songs on the ukulele about the broken heart, and am trying to get into cooking more meals for the first time ever.

I recently have become a completely independent adult. Don't ask me how, just believe me when I say it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being self-aware
Not being offensive
Parallel parking
Using your preferred pronouns
Being there for you
Dressing myself
Using emojis

I'm really bad at:
Getting back to you
Saying "no" to junk food
Book smarts
Hiding my strong personality
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My imperfect smile, my abrasive personality, and my sharp tongue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Romantic comedies are my favorite. What can I say, I love love stories.

We (my roommates and I) have a broad VHS collection. Currently and forever expanding.

OITNB, Parks and Rec, SVU, PLL, anything that can be shortened or abbreviated.

Drake is my homie.

Also into:
FKA Twigs, Kanye, Crystal Castles, James Blake, Beyonce, Tycho, Carole King, Justin Timberlake, Flume, Schoolboy Q, Tegan and Sara, Outkast, Joie De Vivre, Phantogram, Future, The Smiths, Kalela, Kendrick Lamar, Braid, My Bloody Valentine, The Weeknd, Disclosure, Cat Power, Best Coast, Surfer Blood, Iggy Azalea, Le1f, Tennis, Alunageorge. I'm always looking for new music to be obsessed about. Also, Missy Elliot Pandora is the shit.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Unconditional love
- My self-worth
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm planning on doing tonight, how I'm deciding to commute to work tomorrow, whether or not this city has anything new left for me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
up for anything/figuring out what to do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm actually looking for decent, long-term relationships. I don't play those "dating games". I'm not one of those "not looking for anything right now, just going with the flow" kind of people. I love building on relationships. I don't worry about how much someone wants to talk to me or how little I should call or text just to seem "cool". I'm real. I'm looking for real.

Also, I have hairy armpits. And I have a tattoo around the left one that says "LONG HAIR DON'T CARE". And I don't really give a fuck about how grossed out you are.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're in Chicago and you're a great individual who wants to buy me my morning coffee, get really good eggs and bacon with me, take me to Margie's, be my arm candy at the next queer dance party, buy me beers at our favorite shitty dive bar, watch football with me, get high with me and binge watch everything on Netflix, go to shows that only my friends' bands play, accompany me to all of the museums possible, without any of the stupid mind-fucks society taught us to put towards new relationships.

Flirt with me. I dig that.