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29 Oakland, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 15
Black, White
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Judaism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Yeaa... I'm an easy going guy, pretty chill who loves to go out hiking, talking, chilling, going out to eat, go to venues and events, smoke, go on adventures and am mostly down for pretty much anything. I love photography and are as well, like nudes, you know whatever. I like eating at a new restaurant every time i go out since the bay is full of fantastic places to eat. Into nerdy stuff and comedy and still down for a dress up occasion and seriousness.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
A second chance... Making an online dating profile because I dont go out enough to gatherings to meet people. I am working towards going full into a start up with a friend of mine. Also from time to time, I collaborate with a friend of mine and we make music together (not that kind of music, stop it...)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Massages, irritating people, being a smart ass, modifying bic lighters to the point of explosion.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
To be honest with you I have no idea, I can never tell what people are looking at on me, or they just cant figure me out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Yea, this will make me look good...

Favorite Books: World War Z, The Zombie Survival Guide, Steve Job's biography, Pride, Prejudiced and Zombies, Chuck Closterman books, anything fictionally funny, or something that is a good read and the person telling the story is hilarious. Movies: 5th element, Anything Quentin Tarantino related, Die Hard series, most movies with Bruce Willis, Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Stanley Kubrick movies, Blade Runner, Dead Man, movies with Johnny Depp (totally gay for that man). Music: Hip-Hip, Trip-Hop, Glitch-Hope (I really like hiphop beats) Nerd Core, House, Punk, Indie, electronica. Food: anything as long as its tasty, I love spicy foods, love Japanese food, thai, indian, LOVE soul food.. omg
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Oxygen
- Food
- Sleep
- Clothing (some people would get offended)
- Sex
- Money (so I can you know, survive without living on the streets)
- My car (because I'm lazy)

I did 7, what's the big woop, you wana fight about it?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I should go on vacation next, what should my next piercing be... I'm thinking about how my tat is going to come out looking once it gets colored in. When is it 6pm on a Friday, and when's the next holiday I have off from work. Fighting a brutal gang of midgets.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully not working late... Out at Public Works or trying to catch up with friends, go out for dinner, getting high, walking around the city or just take a drive to someplace not so far away and just hang out and chill, and sometimes staying low key and watching movies, or download an entire series or box set of some TV show, just to say I watched it all. Trying to hide that dead hooker in my trunk, still haven't found a good place and shes starting to smell...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am deaf in one ear and have vertigo I am self conscious at times and apologize too much.
You should message me if
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If you can keep up with and handle me.

You are interested in someone like me, want to hang out and get to know one another and further. I don't want to beat around the bush and play games, if you're interested, please tell me, don't drag it out.

I am also a good candidate because I have over 1000 karma on reddit. So you know my OC is good.