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40 Cambridge, UK Man


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  • Ages 18–45
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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
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Trying to quit
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Less than $20,000
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English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I made it to my thirtys and Im not looking for a medal.

I have been plodding along lifes little journey and not really getting anywhere so it seemed. But that was because I didnt know where I wanted to be. I now have a plan which will probably involve me getting a van and following a little dream I have. It seems quite far away at the moment, but one step at a time and all that shite.
Looks like Im a student again but this time Im going to learn something. Punting hell Ive moved to Cambridge. Im studying Illustration and Animation still in the belief that I want a job I like doing rather than a job I hate. Ive done plenty of that.

I can be shy and quiet at times or loud and anoying at other times or some where inbetween most of the time.
What I’m doing with my life
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Getting another day older and deeper in debut as thats the way the system works.

After having a load of jobs that havent inspired me creativaly. Or that havent motavated me to get out of bed on time so I lose there shite job, with a shite manager and a shite wage. I started doing things I liked not to make loads of quids but for fun and to see where it lead me. From that Ive found my self cleaning toliets in an Art and Music Community Centre which I thought was far more inspiring. And that lead me to help run it. Until we fucked up a couplke of years ago and it closed down because we were a bunch of usless hippys. Only joking we were not hippys. And Ive also been helping put on little festivals. But not sure if Im going to be doing any more of that.

At the moment Im back at Uni and seeing where life going to take me. Hopefully some where near my plan, but plans change so we will see.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having a bath with a good book and listerning to chilled tunes
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I dont know ask them the first time Isaw myself was a long time ago and my memory isnt that good.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams and every thing else he has written. Bill Drummond him from the klf 45 was a brilliant read and inspiaring. HST. Ralf Steadman is the man who should own all ink in the world as no one else is worthey of the steam of his shit.

I like Sex Pistols to the Beach Boys their album Smile is the most beautiful album you will ever hear this life time or the next.Captin beefheart to Aphex Twin and Square Pusher and I can melt to The Orb any time when Im in the bath. Most artists on Ninga Tunes and Warp records. Or just anything odd and interesting.

Monty Pythonholy grail and Life of Brian, Jaws, Withnail and I, Trainspotting, 2001 A Space Odyssey and owt Stanley Kubrick has directed and Fear and Loathing in Las Vagas and owt Terry Gilliam had directed.

Im adding comedy to this list as I used to be a huge fan but recently it has gone stale, but Ive started to notice Doug Stanhope who has a good honest sick and twisted view of life. Which is good as he is added to a list of others who I like too.Bill Hicks Chris Moris Jam/Blue Jam is up there with all the greats like Peter Cook Derek and Clive, Spike Milligan, Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor.

Ill eat anything except liver that my Mam has cooked. Saying that I havent tried it in a long time and Ive been told to try it in Portugal as they know how to cook it aparantly.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
comedy, music, a pint of ale or stout, friends, laughter and fucking swear words
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stuff and nonsence.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I prefer Saturday nights anyway as I look for a free party in the woods or a field.

Thats what I used to do when I had a life but I now find myself staying in and studying. Ive gotten a bit board of the party seen lately and havent found an alternative yet. So Ive been a good and boring boy and sayed in and studied.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My love of gaffer tape and what it shouldnt be used for.
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If you want to. Dont be forced into anything jesus its only a webshite.

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