Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Must be volatile, intimidating, questioning, pressing, damaged,
opinionated, and powerful.
Bonus if you are sexually experienced, ball-busting, shrill,
hard-boiled, entitled, and bitter.
Youth, beauty, nubility, kindness, sweetness, libido, and weight
are not important."
If you get that 42 quip, or you think you want more of what you
have read only more gross details :-P
If you have heard of HPMOR or know who is Eliezer Yudkowsky or have
heard of LessWrong
If you prefer spell checks pointing out errors at British spellings
instead of American spellings.
If you had enough patience to click and read through some of the
brain/word dump at the links in "About me" section.
DON'T MESSAGE IF:
-- If you're the type, who prefers for the sake of politeness, "i
will send contact details tomorrow, rather than a simple sorry am
not interested" don't message me. We won't get along, even for a
one night stand.
-- If you think a lie (even by omission) is better than blunt
honesty(that could cause hurt/pain)*
*-- I may be wrong about this one, but this is the only approach to
life that has worked for me so far reasonably.