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40 Las Vegas, NV Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–46
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 22
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm down to Earth, because, you know, gravity.
I work only as hard as I must. (Though this tends to be a falsehood in regards to class work.)
I hate laughing.
Knight in shining armour? More like peasant pushing the dung cart. Up hill. In the rain. It's a leaky cart.
I'm not always comfortable, strangers freak me out - unless they have candy, then we're good.
What I’m doing with my life
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Grad school mostly, reading and typing, typing and reading. And not preparing for the zombie apocalypse.
I’m really good at
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The whole computer thing. You know, e-mails, sending e-mails, receiving e-mails, deleting e-mails... The web, using a mouse, mices, using mice. Clicking, double clicking, the computer screen, of course, the bit that goes on the floor...

But because my last few jobs have been IT/computer related, I like to get away from technology. I often forget to take my cell phone with me, and when I do I never go back home to get it. It's relaxing for me to sit out in nature with no cell phone signal, no internet, and just take it all in.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is that despite being from Mars, I am neither green nor grey.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I enjoy the works of Christopher Moore (Lamb and Practical Demonkeeping), Philip K. Dick (The Man in the High Castle and The Penultimate Truth), Joseph Heller (Catch-22), Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, Geoffrey Chaucer, and Jonathan Swift. (I love satire, can you tell?) But Tolkien has been my favourite author since my father read me The Hobbit as a bedtime story when I was young.

Movies: Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead, I Sell the Dead, Primer, Office Space, Dr. Strangelove, A Scanner Darkly, Blade Runner, Catch-22, any of the Universal monster movies, Kevin Smith movies.

Music: Hmmm, an eclectic assortment. My music player currently houses Mozart, Tchaikovsky, The Beatles, Arlo Guthrie, Bunny Wailer, Eric Clapton, Dire Straits, Rush, Yes, The Cure, Pink Floyd, Rammstein, Dr Steel, L'avenir, and Emilie Autumn, among others.

Food: Sushi, Chinese, Thai, Indian, Currywurst, grapes, and kiwi with the skin still on.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A comfy chair to read in
Time to read
Shelves for books
Tea to drink while I read
More books
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Class work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
reading... currently:
A New Introduction to Bibliography by Philip Gaskell
Introduction to Manuscript Studies by Raymond Clemens
The Archaeology of Medieval Bookbinding by J.A. Szirmai
The Serpent of Venice by Christopher Moore (When I have time to read for fun...)

And watching German Expressionist films during study breaks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I prefer to wear toe socks if I have to wear socks. And I have an awesome case of severe acrophobia. I will not skydive, and if you can get me to try rock climbing or rappelling... well, then, bravo, well played.
You should message me if
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You get the joke that is My Self Summary section.

Right now I'm mostly looking for friends, but am not against something more if it develops that way.

If you want a shopping list:
Socially and environmentally conscious
Curious about the world
In possession of a sense of humour
A good conversationalist.
Understand Schrodinger's cat.

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