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40 Las Vegas, NV Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–46
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:36am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
A little extra
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm down to Earth, because, you know, gravity.
I work only as hard as I feel I must. (I thoroughly hate "work hard, play hard" that just seems screwed up.)
I'm not always comfortable, strangers freak me out - unless they have candy, then we're good.

Actual stuff about me:
- I use the Oxford comma.
- I write with 60 year old fountain pens.
- I prefer print to electronic.
- I own two hand wind pocket watches.
- I wish Vegas had more bike lanes and drivers didn't see the ones we do have as additional space for turning.

That's enough for now, feel free to ask questions.
What I’m doing with my life
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Grad school mostly, reading and typing, typing and reading. And not preparing for the zombie apocalypse. I just put a rack on my bike for trips to the store in order to cut out even more of my car usage.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The whole computer thing. You know, e-mails, sending e-mails, receiving e-mails, deleting e-mails... The web, using a mouse, mices, using mice. Clicking, double clicking, the computer screen, of course, the bit that goes on the floor...

But because my last few jobs have been IT/computer related, I like to get away from technology. I often forget to take my cell phone with me, and when I do I never go back home to get it. It's relaxing for me to sit out in nature with no cell phone signal, no internet, and just take it all in.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that despite being from Mars, I am neither green nor grey.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I enjoy the works of Christopher Moore (Lamb and Practical Demonkeeping), Philip K. Dick (The Man in the High Castle and The Penultimate Truth), Joseph Heller (Catch-22), Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, Geoffrey Chaucer, and Jonathan Swift. (I love satire, can you tell?) But Tolkien has been my favourite author since my father read me The Hobbit as a bedtime story when I was young.

Movies: Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead, I Sell the Dead, Primer, Office Space, Dr. Strangelove, A Scanner Darkly, Blade Runner, Catch-22, any of the Universal monster movies, Kevin Smith movies.

Music: Hmmm, an eclectic assortment. My music player currently houses Mozart, Tchaikovsky, The Beatles, Arlo Guthrie, Bunny Wailer, Eric Clapton, Dire Straits, Rush, Yes, The Cure, Pink Floyd, Rammstein, Dr Steel, L'avenir, and Emilie Autumn, among others.

Food: Sushi, Chinese, Thai, Indian, Currywurst, grapes, and kiwi with the skin still on.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A comfy chair to read in
Time to read
Shelves for books
Tea to drink while I read
More books
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Class work. Living in a more bicycle friendly location.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
reading... currently mostly journal articles for class.
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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I prefer to wear toe socks if I have to wear socks. And I have an awesome case of severe acrophobia. I will not skydive, and if you can get me to try rock climbing or rappelling... well, then, bravo, well played.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to, you have a question. But, if you want a shopping list, I like people who are:
Socially and environmentally conscious
Curious about the world
In possession of a sense of humour
A good conversationalist.
Understand Schrodinger's cat.