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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 13
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Atheism and it’s important
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I'm Aaron. I go to ODU. I like to read and play with cats, and I'm looking for someone who also enjoys those things. I communicate mostly through dead pan humor. I think Aubrey Plaza is my kindred spirit.

I'm very friendly but hard to intimidate. I have a bad habit of being condescending to people I dislike, but you won't even know I'm doing it unless you know me well. I'm very socially progressive. I'm a godless atheist humanist.

I really like banter. I want to give you shit and then I want you to give me shit and it can just be in good fun. And then we collapse in a pile of sex probably. I'm romantic n shit.
What I’m doing with my life
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Going to college for chemistry. I Walter White level geek out over molecules. I also try my hand at writing short stories every now and then, but they rarely get finished.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Science. Seriously, I just love that stuff. I like to think I'm good at making people laugh, but I'm also equally good at just making terrible jokes.

Also a childhood spent living in a neighborhood with no other kids means I'm the best at videogames.

Also this is probably counterintuitive to say right after admitting I'm great at videogames. But I think I have really great social skills. I love shooting the shit with people. Shoot some shit with me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The way I dress, or my eyes.

Also I have a weird Spider-Man body where I'm absurdly skinny but muscular. So make sure you're prepared for that strangeness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Catch-22, Breakfast of Champions, John Dies at the End, slaughterhouse-five, The Mysterious Stranger, anything by H.G. Wells...

Movies: Memento, John Dies at the End, Donnie Darko, any zombie movie.

TV: Community, Arrested Development, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, The Walking Dead, My Name is Earl.

I'm just going to rip this band-aid off fast. I love Community and can't stand Big Bang Theory. No. Just no.

Music: Indie stuff, electronica, and vintage rock. TV on the Radio, Beatles, Vampire weekend, etc... just toss some relaxing rock at me and I'll be happy.

I really like spider-man. Like a lot.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The outdoors
the indoors
cold weather
The sound of rushing water (AKA the best way to make me happy)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Holy shit how is the world so big? How am I supposed to make a living in this big scary world? And then I go to sleep.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm not a party guy. Usually I'm relaxing with a very small group of friends and we smoke or drink and then go on adventures.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I threw up the first time I had sex. Good times. good times.
You should message me if
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You have a weird sense of humor. I'm Fred looking for my Carrie. Let's get together and do weird kitschy stuff that only we'll find funny.

I have a broad taste in women, but I really like smart and artistic girls. They make up for my lack of smarts and artistry.