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26 M Portland, OR

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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
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Graduated from university
Politics / Government
More than $1,000,000
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Likes dogs
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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There's that old parable that Oregonians are like salmon; after birth, we intrinsically feel the need to leave our friendly confines and try and make it out in the big ocean before we realize just how good we have it here and ultimately end up wriggling back upstream to the confluence of the Willamette and Columbia to reproduce and die. I'm obviously not all that ready for mortality or progeny, but I have returned to our humble Cascadian outpost after spending a couple years in the Lutheran tundra of the Twin Cities, where I learned how to unfreeze a stubborn U-Lock with boiling water in the frosty winters. I like crosswalks, collecting Timbers scarves and meeting you, probably.

Zealously overeager and passionate about both my pet issues and social justice movements in general, I am also left-handed.
What I’m doing with my life
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Navigating! After years of Portland nonprofit purgatory I landed what's more or less a dream gig being a foot soldier for democracy and youth engagement in politics. I'm pretty busy running around doing that dorky-but-earnest democracy thing, and my life is pretty much shot through November, but i'm earning some karma points on my way towards a career in community development and advocacy, and hopefully on the forefront of one of those paradigm-shifting movements to make Portland's neighborhoods better places to live for e'rybody. I keep threatening to leave town again for a more grown-up degree or exciting job in urban planning or policy of some sort as part of the next chapter whenever I'm burnt out on the rain and the smug baristas, but in all honesty, I love it here; Portland is home. I am quite content spending a few more years putting down roots and watching every nook and cranny of this quirky, scrappy, raucously independent little hometown of mine change over the years with all you folk moving around and starting businesses and painting murals and playing banjos in basements and building condominiums and all. How lucky we are, to inherit such a town, and how cool it'd be, in having a hand to make it a better place for more folks to live, etc.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking excitedly with my hands, genuinely meaning just about everything that i say, getting riled up, spreading infectious enthusiasm, learning about people, folding maps.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm usually laughing and wearing a big dumb grin, showin' off my diastema.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Douglas Coupland's dark, witty, soul-searching humor (humour? he's canadian) speaks to me.

This so far has been the summer of Future Islands, Hurray for the Riff Raff and Sylvan Esso.

Last great movie I saw was Frances Ha.
I'm a fanboy for Simon Pegg.

Broad City and Louie are special and important, although I'd rather be doing just about anything else other than extensively watching television. We live in Oregon, there's so much nature here! Go outside, a little rain never hurt anybody.

And yes, The Wire is a seminal urban studies text that has profoundly changed my life, and I'd love to talk your ear off about it, hear what you have to say about it, or (re)watch all five seasons of it with you, should you be interested. In a perfect world, everyone would have a ready answer to the question, "Are you a Stringer or an Avon?" and I could successfully use this inquiry to start conversations at cocktail parties.

For what its worth, breakfast is the greatest meal, and it's the only thing I can cook, but man, I make it count. come over for brunch sometime.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My beloved bicycle (streets are for people! I could and likely will talk your ear off about the importance of sidewalks, a cause I have grown to care deeply about in the past few years), an honest cup of coffee, and my Multnomah County library card, for starters. "Things" are overrated anyway, right? Just give me a respectable campfire (either out in the woods or in a backyard) with some respectable friends and barely respectable beers and I'll be doing just fine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"How can we stroppy strangers live together without doing each other too much violence?"

Neighborhoods, streets, places, inclusive political movements, democracy, and how to make all of these things better, or at least tread through them at my own speed without fucking everything up too much while I go about my business trying to get said honest cup of coffee.

Also, beer, although I know next to nothing about the brewing process, and the Portland Timbers, my one true love in life, although historically they seem to know next to nothing about the winning process. As we sing after another shitty loss, "Always look on the bright side of life."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully with some friends, smiling profusely, drinking slightly less profusely, sober enough to bike back up the hill, back up North Williams in that omnipresent, endearing Portland rain.
You should message me if
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You should message me if your friends tease you for being too enthusiastic/earnest/outgoing/optimistic while also poking fun at your subscription to literary magazines/excessive bike grease on your clothes/insufferable activist streak.

I like smart people who enjoy thinking, feeling, talking, expressing, and doing with others. I wanna to meet more people who are living inspired, deliberate lives, or at least people who just enjoy thinking about what that would look like while digging through their pockets for change at the laundromat. Ambition is a big plus, even if you haven't yet figured out exactly what you'll burn all that ambition on and it's not something that your parents would approve of.

So yeah, are you left-handed too? You don't have to be, but you can tell me either way, if you want an excuse to break the ice.