I haven't looked through the dudes on here in a while but I'm confident that none of them are as cool or interesting as me. Also, they probably aren't real and/or safe for you to be around. Their pictures are years old, too. Years that haven't been kind. Me? I am an internet dating gentleman with a clean criminal record and sparkling personality.
OKCupid is horrible, there are like maybe 3 girls, tops, within a 60 mile radius that I'd go on a date with. So if you're one of them, congrats. I do love the hot pink notifications though, takes me back to the 90s. Good times.