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25 New York, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 26
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type

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My self-summary
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I feel that the overwhelming existential abyss is best faced with silly jokes and a healthy dose of sarcasm. If conversation is good I can talk and debate and discuss for hours on end. If conversation is bad I can make awkward jokes for hours on end.

I like doing things, but I also like not doing things. One of my mantras is an old Spanish proverb: "How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterwards."
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing far too many cover letters and introduction emails, trying not to cry myself to sleep at night.

In my free time I produce electronic music, which helps maintain my sanity.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Funny faces, witty repartee, catching things before they fall, laughing at my own jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My surprisingly soft facial hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Not really a favorites person, but most recently: The Things They Carried, The Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Ender's Game, American Gods, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Lord of the Rings, A Song of Ice and Fire, ...

Claude VonStroke and his dirtybird label, J Dilla, Gorillaz, MF DOOM, Interpol, Paul Simon, Radiohead, Led Zeppelin, Fleet Foxes, Django Reinhardt, ...

Sushi and Adventure Time will always be fast tracks to my heart.

I also enjoy whipping up a dish or two. Notable favorites being pappardelle bolognese, fish tacos, homemade mac n cheese, and the best chocolate chip cookies you will ever have in your entire life, guaranteed, period.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 People whom I love and respect
2 Curiosity
3 The means to express myself
4 Cold water
5 Beauty
6 Hilarious banter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How dolphins seem to have it all figured out.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
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You have a biting wit, you are super duper nice to customer service people, you throw down on the dancefloor, and you think we'd be two sexy peas in a pod.