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25 M New York, NY

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Yesterday – 7:46am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Graduated from space camp
Relationship Status
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My self-summary
I'm a Berkeley transplant who lives with his grandmother in her huge, old, antique showroom of a rent-controlled apartment; it's pretty snazzy.

I have a steamy love affair with all things humor and I can get pretty sassy. I will poke fun at you, but by all means please poke back.

I love learning about new things, ideas, places, people, whatever will expand my mental realm. Intellectual curiosity is a pillar of my existence. If conversation is good I can talk and debate and discuss for hours on end. If conversation is bad I can make awkward jokes for hours on end.

I really like doing things, but I also like not doing things. One of my mantras is an old Spanish proverb: "How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterwards." Maybe I should move to Spain?

But overall I consider myself to be a genuine human being with a deep heart and a clear mind. I'm just looking for similar human beings who will challenge me to always be a better person in this wide, wonderful world.
I’m really good at
Funny faces, hugs, witty repartee, catching things before they fall, and making you laugh despite yourself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books of all time...this is very tough, but I'm gonna have to go with His Dark Materials. Second favorite would be The Old Man and the Sea. Third favorite would be an incredibly long list.

I love most all forms of music. Except modern country, sorry (aside from my shameless crush on T Swift).

That goes for the rest too, food, TV, etc. As long as it's not bland, I'm diggity down. Introduce me to a new cultural cuisine I haven't tried or an epic TV show I haven't seen and you'll be my beeeest friend!

I also thorougly enjoy whipping up a dish or two. Notable favorites being pappardelle bolognese, fish tacos, homemade mac n cheese, and the best chocolate chip cookies you will ever have in your entire life, guaranteed, period.
The six things I could never do without
1. Family and friends (cliche because it's true)
2. Mah brain
3. The means to express myself
4. Cold water
5. A really good meal every once in a while
6. Hilarious banter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. Nothing. Whether free will truly exists or not.

But mostly how dolphins seem to have it all figured out.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're someone I'm going to want to write home about.

You don't have hang ups with emotionality and honestly expressing yourself and your needs or desires.

You have a biting wit, you are super duper nice to customer service people, and you think we'd be two sexy peas in a pod.