Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I feel that the overwhelming existential abyss is best faced with
silly jokes and a healthy dose of sarcasm. If conversation is good
I can talk and debate and discuss for hours on end. If conversation
is bad I can make awkward, inappropriate jokes for hours on
I like doing things, but I also like not doing things. One of my
mantras is an old Spanish proverb: "How beautiful it is to do
nothing, and then rest afterward."
I like to challenge and be challenged by people. I'm a ball buster.
I've been told I'm a piece of work and I like to think that's a
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I started a new job several months ago doing operations for an
elementary charter school in the UWS. I'm working a lot—a lot a
lot—but it's the best job I've ever had. I love getting to be a
part of educating all the little munchkins, even when they're
wiping their poop all over the bathroom stalls or throwing up on
the floor of the main office.
In my little bits of free time I produce electronic music and I've
recently taken up sewing so I can be a good househusband somewhere
down the line.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Funny faces, cuddles, witty repartee, catching things before they
fall, laughing at my own jokes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Not really a favorites person, but most recently and not so
recently: The Things They Carried, The Adventures of Kavalier and
Clay, Ender's Game, American Gods, Hitchhiker's Guide to the
Galaxy, Lord of the Rings, A Song of Ice and Fire, ...
Fela Kuti, Claude VonStroke and his dirtybird label, J Dilla,
Gorillaz, MF DOOM, Interpol, Paul Simon, Radiohead, Led Zeppelin,
Fleet Foxes, Django Reinhardt, ...
I've been known to dabble in the kitchen and I have in my
possession the recipe for the best chocolate chip cookies you will
ever have in your entire life, guaranteed, period.
When all is said and done, sushi and Adventure Time will always be
fast tracks to my heart.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 People whom I love and respect
3 Hilarious banter
4 The means to express myself
6 Cold water
And a shout out to number 7: ordered lists.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How dolphins seem to have it all figured out.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wanna subvert the dominant paradigm.
You can dance and you wanna funk with this.
You're an accomplished psychonaut.
And you're funny. Gotta be funny.
Who are you looking for?
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