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aaronwg

25 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Apr 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a Berkeley transplant who lives with his grandma in her huge old antique showroom of a rent-controlled apartment, it's pretty snazzy.

I produce house music to support my passion for working at a restaurant. Think Gene from Bob's Burgers, but with more fart noises.

I have a steamy love affair with all things humor and I can get pretty sassy. I will poke fun at you, but by all means please poke back.

I love learning about new things, ideas, places, people, whatever will expand my mental realm. If conversation is good I can talk and debate and discuss for hours on end. If conversation is bad I can make awkward jokes for hours on end.

I really like doing things, but I also like not doing things. I can be kind of a homebody. One of my mantras is an old Spanish proverb: "How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterwards." Maybe I should move to Spain?
What I’m doing with my life
Making music, hustlin, maxin n relaxin.
I’m really good at
Funny faces, hugs, witty repartee, cuttin rugs on the dance flo, catching things before they fall...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books of all time, very tough but gonna have to go with His Dark Materials. Second favorite would be The Old Man and the Sea.

I love all forms of music. Except modern country (though I do have a shameless crush on Taylor Swift). But I'm open to pretty much anything else.

That goes for the rest too, food, TV, etc. As long as it's not bland, I'm down.

I also enjoy whipping up a dish or two, notable favorites being penne bolognese, fish tacos, homemade mac n cheese, and the best chocolate chip cookies you will ever have in your entire life guaranteed.
The six things I could never do without
1. Family and friends (cliche because it's true)
2. Mah brain
3. The means to be creative
4. Cold water
5. A really good meal every once in a while
6. Hilarious banter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How dolphins seem to have it all figured out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can eat a half gallon of ice cream in one sitting easy.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're someone I'm gonna want to write home about. You have a biting wit, you are super duper nice to customer service people, and you think we'd be two sexy peas in a pod.