Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I feel that the overwhelming existential abyss is best faced with
silly jokes and a healthy dose of sarcasm. If conversation is good
I can talk and debate and discuss for hours on end. If conversation
is bad I can make awkward, inappropriate jokes for hours on
I like doing things, but I also like not doing things. One of my
mantras is an old Spanish proverb: "How beautiful it is to do
nothing, and then rest afterwards."
I like to challenge and be challenged by people. I'm a ball buster.
I've been told I'm a piece of work and I like to think that's a
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I started a new job a few months ago doing operations for an
elementary charter school in the UWS. I'm working a lot—a lot a
lot—but it's the best job I've ever had. I love getting to be a
part of educating all the little munchkins. Even when they're
wiping their poop all over the bathroom stalls or throwing up on
the floor of the main office.
In my little bits of free time I produce electronic music and I've
recently taken up sewing so I can be a good househusband somewhere
down the line.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cuddles, funny faces, witty repartee, catching things before they
fall, laughing at my own jokes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Not really a favorites person, but most recently: The Things They
Carried, The Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Ender's Game,
American Gods, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Lord of the Rings,
A Song of Ice and Fire, ...
Claude VonStroke and his dirtybird label, J Dilla, Gorillaz, MF
DOOM, Interpol, Paul Simon, Radiohead, Led Zeppelin, Fleet Foxes,
Django Reinhardt, ...
Sushi and Adventure Time will always be fast tracks to my
I've been known to dabble in the kitchen and I know the recipe to
the best damn chocolate chip cookies you will ever have in your
entire life, guaranteed, period.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 People whom I love and respect
3 The means to express myself
4 Cold water
6 Hilarious banter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How dolphins seem to have it all figured out.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
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You have a biting wit, you are super duper nice to customer service
people, you throw down on the dancefloor, and you think we'd be two
sexy peas in a pod.
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