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24 Durham, NC Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–48
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Aug 16
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Might want kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), German (Somewhat), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
uh hello, I'm Alexey. considering changing my name to Strong Long Dong. my only friend is my neighbor's cat <3

chaotic neutral, rushin' russian, misanthropy pure

attn: my profile has a bunch of cool links, if you're using the app I believe you don't get to see them :' ( so hop on a computer, silly!

me in a nutshell

When your spirit is floating down the tunnel towards the light, you know what's behind the light? it's not God... it's me, and I'm gonna kick your poncey soul all the way back down the tunnel, till you choke on your own fucked up ribs. Now... WAKE THE FUCK UP!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
sleeping (twin beds ONLY), chasing cheese, watching netflix/youtube/efukt, tooting my horn for drunken strangers

I used to be in a band

I also used to be in a real band
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
precise hand movements, petting kitties, fixing anything, asking for change
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm gonna go with last read/seen/heard/eaten here

"The Last Question" by Isaac Asimov

Hedgehog in the Fog

Beavis & Butthead ; troll shit; THERE IS NO COURAGE... ONLY DESPAIR!

something from the dumpster, it was delicious
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
while ($alive)
if ($cigarettes->empty())
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
are we indeed nothing, nil, when you take the world away? anyway, that's my theory for what happens when your mind closes in on itself, i.e. complete dissociation

my middle finger won't go down... how do I wave?

why do country people look so damn weird sometimes??? besides inbreeding

why are most people so fucking dull and vain?

how can I make this ramen taste even better?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
relentlessly slaughtering pixels for loot so I can get bigger numbers

jk, I never stream, what am I, a camgirl?

They escaped the weight of darkness
to forge a path into the marrow of the spirit
They chose to drown in a deeper vacancy
an emptiness that quells the null
a pool for the forgotten

They escaped the weight of darkness
to drown in another...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- Drunk bowling
- Car/bedroom tunes / live shows
- Impressive brain
- Painful laughter
- General nerding
- Civil disobedience
- Furry animals
- Careful hedonism
- You want to start a C'thulhu cult
- Five-finger discunt
- Kinky sex
- You want to be the Jessica to my Roger
- Tasteful tumblr porn

just friend me on facebook tbh,*thisprofilename*