Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
life sucks and then you die
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
sleeping (twin beds ONLY), chasing cheese, watching
netflix/youtube/the streets of durham, etc
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
precise hand movements, petting kitties, fixing anything
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm gonna go with last read/seen/heard/eaten here
Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas (yeah, yeah, I'm late to the
party, go fuck yourself)
Beavis & Butthead
Mushroom & green pepper pizza from Domino's (best two-topping
combination; if you disagree, fight me)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
are we indeed nothing, nil, when you take the world away? anyway,
that's my theory for what happens when your mind closes in on
itself, i.e. complete dissociation
my middle finger won't go down... how do I wave?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
relentlessly slaughtering pixels for loot so I can get bigger
jk, I never stream, what am I, a camgirl?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- Drunk bowling
- Car/bedroom tunes / live shows
- Impressive brain
- Painful laughter
- General nerding
- Furry animals
- Careful hedonism
- Kinky sex
you want to buy me pizza!
you want me to mow your lawn! for real though :o)
you need some documents typed up (120+ wpm 0 errors holla!)
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