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aavasi

24 Durham, NC Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:56am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), German (Poorly), C++ (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
life sucks and then you die

chaotic neutral

misanthropy pure

rushin' russian
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
sleeping (twin beds ONLY), chasing cheese, watching netflix/youtube/the streets of durham, etc
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
precise hand movements, petting kitties, fixing anything
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm gonna go with last read/seen/heard/eaten here

http://www.phy.duke.edu/~rgb/Philosophy/axioms/axioms/index.html

Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas (yeah, yeah, I'm late to the party, go fuck yourself)

Beavis & Butthead

Last.fm ; \m/

Mushroom & green pepper pizza from Domino's (best two-topping combination; if you disagree, fight me)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
while ($alive)
{
if ($cigarettes->empty())
{
walk($store);
}
$cigarettes->smoke(1);
$thread->sleep(3600);
}
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
are we indeed nothing, nil, when you take the world away? anyway, that's my theory for what happens when your mind closes in on itself, i.e. complete dissociation

my middle finger won't go down... how do I wave?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
relentlessly slaughtering pixels for loot so I can get bigger numbers

http://www.twitch.tv/lifelover_666

jk, I never stream, what am I, a camgirl?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- Drunk bowling
- Car/bedroom tunes / live shows
- Impressive brain
- Painful laughter
- General nerding
- Furry animals
- Careful hedonism
- Kinky sex

you want to buy me pizza!
you want me to mow your lawn! for real though :o)
you need some documents typed up (120+ wpm 0 errors holla!)