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aayuen

25 Inglewood, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly vegan
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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i drink a little more than i should and a little less than i'd like to. i smoke like a fucking chimney. i play too much chess for someone who isn't that good at it. i want to shake muhammed ali's hand one day, but i feel like that would be insensitive and redundant. I don't trust anyone who doesn't think that everyone sucks. i'm looking for something that i swear i'll never find, but isn't that the point?

hey, here's a joke:

two men are walking down the street. the first man says to the second, "you're looking pretty happy lately, chief." the second man says, "i know it, i've picked up a new hobby and it's changed my life. i feel ten years younger. my sex life is better. sunshine and fucking rainbows." the first man says, "well, what's the hobby?" second man says, "bees. i keep bees. i think i have a few thousand now." the first man's confused, so he asks, "where in the hell do you keep five thousand bees? you live in a studio apartment." second guy says, "I keep 'em in a cigar box in my closet." the first man says, "won't that kill the bees?" the second man says, "yeah fuck 'em."
What I’m doing with my life
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booking, writing, radio, web tv, music, music, music

working on a life imitating art
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
cunnilingus and gentility
The first things people usually notice about me
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i'm not wearing pants
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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i live and breathe music. good music. it is my life. hit me up if you wanna talk about it.

oh and Flashdance is my favorite movie.

i'm pretty damn good at vegan cooking/baking. i also happen to eat an ungodly amount of hummus.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
football, nick cage, coffee, svu, nick cage, kermit the frog impressions, and probably oxygen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
food, the overwhelming question, cello coats, bear coats, roof drinking
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
bum wine and loitering
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
And watched the smoke that rises from the pipes
Of lonely men in shirt-sleeves, leaning out of windows? . . .

I should have been a pair of ragged claws
Scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
You should message me if
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you want me to make original art for you in basically any medium (no promises on quality) or you have something, ANYTHING, interesting/funny to say. at all.