I am not rich (at least not in monetary terms). Unless I trade my dollars in for pesos. Then it would probably sound like I was doing rather well. I also am not famous. However, I did get an email printed in Sports Illustrated last year. That's probably the closest I've been to fame of any kind. I'm not the best looking guy in the world, but I don't think I'm the ugliest either. Of course if I was I doubt I would know. I've never gone up to someone and said, "You know, I like you. It's just that you're so dreadfully ugly, I don't think this is going to work." So if I am hideous, I just don't know it yet. No one's had the nerve to tell me.
So ladies, if you've managed to read this far, then I commend you. You may be a good candidate for me because you might actually have good values and know what's truly important in a person. I would like to let you know some other things about me. I like to think that I'm honest, caring, funny, sweet, kind, respectful, hard working, non-judgmental, and trusting. Also I am very good at going in reverse in my car. That's a joke by the way; if you're a Seinfeld fan it might actually make sense. If those are traits you value in a fellow human being (except for maybe the car thing anyway), then I think we might get along.
Alright, well that is all I've got to say for now. If you want to know more, then you know what to do.