So this is the section where I'm supposed to tell you about myself and convince you why you should want to go out with me. So basically I'm trying to sell myself. It feels kind of like a job interview. I don't think I'd make a good salesman though, so I don't know how good of a job I can do. I can only try to convey who I am and if it doesn't sound good enough for you then that's okay. I doubt I would have liked you anyway. J/K, I'm sure you're cool.

I am not rich (at least not in monetary terms). Unless I trade my dollars in for pesos. Then it would probably sound like I was doing rather well. I also am not famous. However, I did get an email printed in Sports Illustrated last year. That's probably the closest I've been to fame of any kind. I'm not the best looking guy in the world, but I don't think I'm the ugliest either. Of course if I was I doubt I would know. I've never gone up to someone and said, "You know, I like you. It's just that you're so dreadfully ugly, I don't think this is going to work." So if I am hideous, I just don't know it yet. No one's had the nerve to tell me.

So ladies, if you've managed to read this far, then I commend you. You may be a good candidate for me because you might actually have good values and know what's truly important in a person. I would like to let you know some other things about me. I like to think that I'm honest, caring, funny, sweet, kind, respectful, hard working, non-judgmental, and trusting. Also I am very good at going in reverse in my car. That's a joke by the way; if you're a Seinfeld fan it might actually make sense. If those are traits you value in a fellow human being (except for maybe the car thing anyway), then I think we might get along.

Alright, well that is all I've got to say for now. If you want to know more, then you know what to do.

Right now I'm working at Gregory, Inc., which is a wholesale graphics company. I enjoy going for bike rides in the evening after work. I love to play and watch sports. I'm in a bowling league and playing rec league basketball. I love rock music and going to concerts. I attempt to play a little guitar in my spare time. I like to read when I have the chance. I am close with my family and enjoy spending time with them. I have 4 siblings and 10 nieces and nephews so we have quite a group when we're all together.

filling out online dating profiles. Oh wait, I'm not really that good at it apparently.

is my friendly disposition. I think I can get along with about anyone. I'm very non-judgmental and try to accept the differences in others.

My favorite book(s) is probably the Dark Tower series by Stephen King. I also loved "I Am America: And So Can You" by Stephen Colbert. Apparently if your name is Stephen, you are my kind of writer. I also like to read science and philosophy books. I just recently finished Michio Kaku's "Physics of the Impossible." It was very interesting.

It's tough to name favorite movies. There are so many. A few would be Band of Brothers, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Memento, Frailty, In Bruges, Perfume: The Story of a Murderer, Once, Anchorman, The Matrix, Old School, Mystic River, and Office Space.

The best TV show of all-time is definitely Seinfeld. The old reruns still crack me up. I also like Futurama!! lol Some other cool shows are Tosh.0, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report, The Office, Parks & Recreation, Through the Wormhole, Wonders of the Universe, Sports Show with Norm MacDonald, Law and Order: SVU, and Southland.

I have quite a few favorite bands. I like Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, Collective Soul, Alter Bridge, Seether, Disturbed, Roger Clyne & the Peacemakers, Our Lady Peace, Default, The Exies, Creed, Chevelle, and so many more.

My favorite type of food would be Mexican. You just can't go wrong with that. I also love American food like burgers and steaks. You also can't go wrong with some homemade meals by my mom. She's a great cook. She's made Sunday lunches a very good occasion.

I would say family, music, my car, a job, good Mexican food, and some good company.

what my true calling might be. I feel like I should be doing something more important. I should be helping others in some way.

relaxing after work. I like to maybe catch a movie or grab a drink or dinner with friends.

I've always dreamed of being a procrastinator. I just haven't got around to it yet.

you'd like to talk and get to know each other better. I'm always up for having a drink or dinner with some good company!