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abaker4402

25 M Tecumseh, MI

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:54pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Rather not say
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Mongolian (Poorly), Spanish (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Born and raised in Michigan. I went to college at WMU, got a degree in anthropology and biology. Currently in a culinary arts program because food.

I like cats. I admire their ability to not give a fuck. Also, they're fluffy and not super emotional douchebags like dogs are.

The outside is my activity room. I believe the dopest of activities are the ones that occur outside: biking, kayaking, camping, ice skating, hiking, disc golfing, looking at wild animals. Lately I've been teaching myself how to forage for wild edible plants and mushrooms. I haven't gotten sick or died yet, so I think I'm doing it right.

I guess this is meaningful to some: I'm an INTP.
What I’m doing with my life
Not having a career (though I am employed, it's not ideal) because I can't decide what I want to do. I have too many interests at this stage in my life. I think it's important to be upfront with this. It's not that I'm lacking in motivation or a willingness to learn; it's actually the opposite. My life is being pulled into many different directions at the moment, and I'm excited to see where life will take me. I'm learning to cook right now and can see myself making a career out of it.
I’m really good at
Bullshitting my way through conversations about sports (I only really like hockey). Twenty four years of not giving a shit about sports and five years of customer service (with the obligatory small talk about local sports teams) has helped me develop this skill very finely. Batting averages, RBIs, and first-downs, baby.

Tangential statements. I can use a semi-colon. See what I did there?

Not using sarcasm. Again, see what I did there?

Riding my bicycle.

Rapping the first two verses of Gin and Juice.*

~<3~Not giving a shit about poor grammar and spelling that I encounter on the internet because that shit is classist as fuck~<3~

*I'm actually not good at this.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm so fucking charming.

uhhhh... that I'm only a little bit narcissistic. Also, I fucking swear a lot. Deal with it.

Oh yeah, and my big booty!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like this stuff:
P-FUNK
OutKast
Portugal. The Man
Opeth
Trombone Shorty
Miles Davis
Kanye
Phantogram
Gorrilaz
The Black Keys

I also like this stuff:
A Song of Ice and Fire
Tolkien
Non-fiction (particularly science, anthropology)

I like this food:
Vegetarian
I'm of the opinion that mushrooms are the greatest thing to eat.
The six things I could never do without
Organic chemicals.
Inorganic chemicals.
Cultural adaptations for coping with extreme weather (also, endothermy, I suppose).
Shit that grows from the ground.
Communication.
There's a good chance that the vaccines I've received have helped me survive, so vaccines (check this out: http://www.howdovaccinescauseautism.com/)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Politics, privilege, Michigan beer, Star Wars. Whether or not I've left the house with my Chapstick. www.kittenwar.com

Why are there so many dinosaurs on OKC?

There are a lot of bougie motherfuckers in Ann Arbor.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging with my friends, drinking beers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Online dating makes me feel like I'm shopping, and that's kind of fucked up.

Also, I used to have super long hair and played bass in a death metal band.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you give a shit about cats, beer, Star Wars, and sweet tunes.
If you share a similar passion for eating mushrooms (not the psychedelic ones, although that's cool too I suppose).

If you want to exchange pet cat photos.

If you want to talk about beer.

ONLY MESSAGE ME AFTER YOU'VE WATCHED THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpl5mOAXNl4

Don't message me if you're a libertarian or a bougie motherfucker. We won't get along.