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abaker4402

25 Whitmore Lake, MI Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:01pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Used up
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Mongolian (Poorly), Spanish (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
IM LIVIN LA VIDA LOCA LOL
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
i like sunshine and shit
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Using my head as a drum
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm never sarcastic.

Strangers often think I'm one aloof motherfucker. I'm just stuck in my own head a lot of the time. irl tho I'm actually v introverted, which prolly means I won't message u first and I'll get bored by small talk soopa fast.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Nobody ever reads the favorites section. Generally: I fucking hate tv, I don't own one and I wish they would all fuck off. I hate their sounds. Mostly I read and listen to music. Ask me for specifics if you're curious irl.

If you recommend me music my heart will melt hehe. No joke, that shit's hottt

I probably crave olives more than any other food
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. blow
2. heroine
3. methamphetamine
4. fucked up shit
5. injustice
6. hmmm, choosing one more is tough, but probably nuclear bombs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
world peace, feline aids, ISIS, jenna mccarthy, and the toronto raptors.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking beers and eating dark chocolate alone while reading Jacobin and hating the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Asdf
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not a grown up because grown ups suck

try to out-awkward me

if u think single cat-dad-of-2 intps who give no shits are cool as fuck, message dis bitch

if you think capitalism can fuck right the fuck off

u catch my drift