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abaker4402

25 M Tecumseh, MI

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:23pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Rather not say
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Mongolian (Poorly), Spanish (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Born and raised in Michigan. I went to college at WMU, got a degree in anthropology and biology. Currently in a culinary arts program because food.

I like cats. I admire their ability to not give a fuck. Also, they're fluffy and not super emotional douchebags like dogs are.

I like outdoor activities: biking, kayaking, camping, ice skating, hiking, disc golfing, looking at wild animals. Lately I've been teaching myself how to forage for wild edible plants and mushrooms. I haven't gotten sick or died yet, so I think I'm doing it right.

I consider myself creative. I play music with friends and cook food as creative outlets.

I hate routine and structure.

I guess this is meaningful to some: I'm an INTP.

Cats and jazz and cats and jazz and cats and jazz and cats and jazz and cats and jazz and cats.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not having a career (though I am employed, it's not ideal) because I can't decide what I want to do. I have too many interests at this stage in my life. I think it's important to be upfront with this. It's not that I'm lacking in motivation or a willingness to learn; it's actually the opposite. My life is being pulled into many different directions at the moment, and I'm excited to see where life will take me. I'm learning to cook right now and can see myself making a career out of it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bullshitting my way through conversations about sports (I only really like hockey). Twenty four years of not giving a shit about sports and five years of customer service (with the obligatory small talk about local sports teams) has helped me develop this skill very finely. Batting averages, RBIs, and first-downs, baby.

Tangential statements. I can use a semi-colon. See what I did there?

Not using sarcasm. Again, see what I did there?

Riding my bicycle.

Rapping the first two verses of Gin and Juice.*

~<3~Not giving a shit about poor grammar and spelling that I encounter on the internet because that shit is classist as fuck~<3~

*I'm actually not good at this.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm so fucking charming.

uhhhh... that I'm only a little bit narcissistic. Also, I fucking swear a lot. Deal with it.

Oh yeah, and my big booty!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like this stuff:
P-FUNK
OutKast
Portugal. The Man
Opeth
Trombone Shorty
Miles Davis
Kanye
Phantogram
John Coltrane
Gorrilaz
The Black Keys
Basically anything from Daptone Records
Fela Kuti
Whitefield Brothers

If you recommend me music my heart will melt hehe. I've especially been into jazz and Afrobeat lately.

I also like this stuff:
A Song of Ice and Fire
Tolkien
Non-fiction (particularly science, anthropology)

I like this food:
Vegetarian
I'm of the opinion that mushrooms are the greatest thing to eat.

I just tried pork for the first time in my life and it was pretty good. I still like to eat plants more.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Organic chemicals.
Inorganic chemicals.
Cultural adaptations for coping with extreme weather (also, endothermy, I suppose).
Shit that grows from the ground.
Communication.
There's a good chance that the vaccines I've received have helped me survive, so vaccines (check this out: http://www.howdovaccinescauseautism.com/)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Politics, privilege, Michigan beer, Star Wars. Whether or not I've left the house with my Chapstick. www.kittenwar.com

Why are there so many dinosaurs on OKC?

There are a lot of bougie motherfuckers in Ann Arbor.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging with my friends, drinking beers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Online dating makes me feel like I'm shopping, and that's kind of fucked up.

Also, I used to have super long hair and played bass in a death metal band.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
OMG MESSAGE ME IF YOU KNOW WHAT THE BUTTFOR IS. I CANT FIGURE IT OUT.

If you're Sarah Barthel, message me because I admire you.