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abbsmcnabbs

33 Seattle, WA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 32–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:38pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Construction
Income
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
pacific > atlantic
bourbon > tequila
florals > stripes
books > kindle
ballard > capitol hill
boats > not boats

I'm a giant nerd. Design and details, architecture, the way things fit together. I have an ongoing love affair with the Pacific Ocean. I love pub quiz and nacho cheese Doritos and fresh flowers. I yog casually. I bake my own bread from scratch with no recipe. Your dog loves me. Your mom loves me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
By day: Girl Friday.
By night: incredible pastry chef.

Joan Holloway is my spirit animal. Life is an adventure. I like scotch.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Baking
Saying exactly the wrong thing (a healthy mixture of embarrassing and hilarious)
Hugging
Parallel parking
Sewing
Spelling
Drinking with friends
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A ready smile and quick wit. And my fantastic gams.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Michener, Amy Tan, Garcia Marquez. Historical fiction.

Movies: When Harry Met Sally, Elf, Wet Hot American Summer

Shows: Mad Men, West Wing, House of Cards, Bob's Burgers, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Music: Current favorite Pandora station is based on Lionel Richie and Paul Simon. I prefer music with words over instrumental.

Food: Yes. Cheese always, crusty bread, anything authentic Mexican, sour things, bitter cocktails, citrus flavors.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
cheese, a kitchen, underpants, hugs, things to look forward to, a sewing machine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What if what I see as yellow, someone else sees as green, and so on round the spectrum - but they call my green yellow and my yellow orange just because that's what they've identified as that color? and there's NO WAY TO KNOW EVER.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
rolling with the punches! Friday nights are awesome. I generally don't plan anything but will usually either go out with work friends downtown, head out of town for the weekend, or go home to bake for the weekend's wedding.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no idea what anyone can say here that truly gives enough of an impression without being a novel. The whole premise of finding one's husband from an app is so bizarre, but no one in this town will talk to you in a bar anymore, and I don't meet guys baking for weddings, unsurprisingly. I'm a good sport, hit me with your best shot.

Also, I lost a knife fight one time. Only the one time though.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
riding your bike 10 miles down the burke gilman with a few friends to a brewery where you have a couple of beers and a burger, then meandering back and spending the evening with said friends playing card games and inventing cocktails sounds like a good time.

I do love messages, but be forewarned: if you're not both confident and social, we aren't going to work.