" he's like that dude that'll sit back and watch you play yourself and all that right? And see you sit there and know you lyin; and he'll take you to court after that, cuz he the Inspectah."

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Reaping the benefits of years of mistakes

being self contained

My boobs

Books: David Sedaris' books, Charles Bukowski's poems, No One Belongs Here More Than You (Short stories by Miranda July), American Psycho (had to read certain parts through my fingers)

Movies: Brazil, Terry Gilliam in general, Werner Herzog, especially The Mystery of Kasper Hauser, Blade Runner, Alien, Aliens, Exit Through the Gift Shop, You, Me and Everyone We Know

Music: LCD Sound System, Matthew Dear, Sleigh Bells, Ghostland Observatory, Crystal Castles, Built to Spill, Prince, Gang Starr, Wu Tang, Talking Heads, Silver Jews, Pavement, Black Keys, Massive Attack, Gorillaz, Notorious B.I.G, Phillip Glass

Tosh .0, Always Sunny in Philladelphia, Arrested Developement, Workaholics, Chappelle Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sea Lab, The Larry Sanders Show, The Daily Show, the South Park episode about Harley Davidson riders being fags.

Taxes, bridge tolls, bridge trolls, allergies, nuclear war, infomercials hosted by shamans

I think about where I've started, where I've gotten to, and where I'd like to go from here, and how I can get my own personal FUCKING driving lane ( I have no idea what most people on the roads think they're doing while driving, but I'm positive it's not driving)

... floating in the space station, looking down on earth, high fiving Michael Jackson.

I live in Northern California, in a small, beautiful town, an hour north of SF. I'm originally from NY, and prefer east coast women's attitudes, fashion, drive, just overall makeup to the vibe out here. I visit NY pretty regularly once the weather gets better.

...you're attractive, witty, don't take yourself too seriously and graduated from an Ivy League school.