The praying mantis and crows are my favorite creatures... and cats, but as a species, they have a large negative impact on the environment.... that I'm willing to ignore cuz they're so god damn cute and self reliant.

Reaping the benefits of years of mistakes

Putting laundry in the dish washer

My boobs

Books: David Sedaris' books, Charles Bukowski's poems, No One Belongs Here More Than You (Short stories by Miranda July), American Psycho (had to read certain parts through my fingers)

Movies: Brazil, Terry Gilliam in general, Werner Herzog, especially The Mystery of Kasper Hauser, Blade Runner, Alien, Aliens, Exit Through the Gift Shop, You, Me and Everyone We Know

Music: LCD Sound System, Matthew Dear, Sleigh Bells, Ghostland Observatory, Crystal Castles, Built to Spill, Prince, Gang Starr, Wu Tang, Talking Heads, Silver Jews, Pavement, Black Keys, Massive Attack, Gorillaz, Notorious B.I.G, Phillip Glass

Tosh .0, Always Sunny in Philladelphia, Arrested Developement, Workaholics, Chappelle Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sea Lab, The Larry Sanders Show, The Daily Show, the South Park episode about Harley Davidson riders being fags.

Taxes, bridge tolls, bridge trolls, allergies, nuclear war, infomercials hosted by shamans

how the world is exactly as it should be, because if it should be anything other than what is, it would.

... floating in the space station, looking down on earth, high fiving Michael Jackson while drinking Coors Light

I live in Northern California, in a small, beautiful town, an hour north of SF. I'm originally from NY, and prefer east coast women's attitudes, fashion, drive, just overall makeup to the vibe out here. I visit NY pretty regularly once the weather gets better.

...you're attractive, witty, don't take yourself too seriously and graduated from an Ivy League school.