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28 Columbus, OH Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 22
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Has a kid, and might want more
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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casual gamer (?). linguistics major. melancholic optimist.

profile v3 (aug 2013)

profile v2 (sept 2012)

v1 is lost to the abyss...

my MBTI is ASDF.

i visit many profiles just from curiosity.
What I’m doing with my life
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just being nice to people. that is all.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
if this is a matter of perspective, many things. if it is absolute, nothing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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whatever it is, i'm sure first impressions of me are highly inaccurate.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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flowers for algernon, speed racer, buffy, soundtemp, pizza
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
sloth, pride, greed, gluttony, envy, lust, wrath

oops, that's seven.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to improve.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
playing a game, i guess.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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everybody dislikes this section, huh?
You should message me if
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you can register over 9000 keystrokes per minute.

I used to have something like this on my profile but, I don't know, it got lost for some reason. So, here we go again:

Dear everyone,
I just want you to know that you are amazing and absolutely worthy of having a satisfying life. Chances are, you joined this site for obvious reasons. And even if you never find a match for yourself here (or anywhere) you deserve to be happy. Single or not. Easier said than done, I know. But true, regardless.

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