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abdjack

35 M Denver, CO

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:58pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Construction
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Are self-summaries really worth the magical space ink they are written on? Instead I am going to include a non-self-summary, filled out by my four brothers and sisters; Dugg, Bess, Hannah, and Belle. Here ya go… the real real me-
Dugg – The most important thing to know about Abram is that he has an amazing big brother, namely me. But going beyond that – like there’s even any reason to – let me tell you some important things about Abram that really sums him up:
1- He has a cool big brother. This big brother also has a swimming pool, therefore Abram has a swimming pool, and anyone he dates therefore has a swimming pool. ß see what I did there? That’s called the Transitive Property, and I’m pretty sure it was invented by Cicero specifically for use on dating websites.
2- Abram is the most earnest, capable, and hard-working person I have ever met.
3- Abram will remodel your entire house if you date him (Don’t tell Abram I told you that)
4- Abram made a big frilly bow of ribbons to tie around the neck of his big German Shepherd for an Easter party
5- Abram and I are exactly the same, except that for our body shapes he got the sixpack and I got the party ball.
6- Abram needs to spend less time reading the profiles of his highest Enemies on OKCupid and get down to business.
7- Abram is shy, but not painfully so. He will never say stupid cocky things in a bar and get everyone’s asses kicked.
8- He likes sports so it would be good if prospective lady callers also at least didn’t despise sports.
9 Abram puts things that are important to him on a pedestal, and if you are with him, you will be the most important thing of all. Therefore.. using the Transitive Property (see how handy it is?) you will be put on the biggest, most awesomeness pedestal ever. You will need like a fire truck ladder to get off of that thing I bet.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What am I doing with my life?
I work for a small contractor building and remodeling homes, I have been at it for almost twelve years now, I am good at it, and I love my job.it keeps me in smashed fingers and up to date with all the latest obscenities.
I do go to gym almost every night, not because I am a supplement taking muscle freak, but because I have to maintain my "strictly other" diet.
I own a nice motorcycle that I hope to take a nice long tour on some day, just across the states and maybe into Canada. But for now, i stare at it, fix it, and smell it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
fixing things
quoting the Simpsons
drums, I play drums in a rock band.
spending way to much money on things i don't need
singing the final count down
wasting valuable time
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
not sure, probably my big curly fro.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: anything history related or non-fiction, Im reading The
Wave, and The Most Human Human.
Movies: any drama or horror flick is GOOD. to many good movies to list,
Shows: I watch a lot news crap, i cant help it, i just do, im a bit of a political junkie. documentaries , PBS,BBC, The Daily Show, sports,The Simpson,adult swim, I love watching hockey (Avalanche)
Music:Minute Men,The Black Keys,The White Stripes,Black Lips,Buzzcocks, Rage Against The Machine, Beastie Boys.
Some electronic stuff, like Deadmou5,Digitalism,Justice,The GLitch mob, , oceanlab, solar fields.
food: I am a meat eater, i love to grill, and ill eat anything with hot sauce on it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my morning coffee, my dog Babe, my family, Candy,music,bacon.
I cant believe I ate the whole thing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
well these days, all about how a spent 30 hours on turbo tax adjusting a sub-section on miles driven for work, just to save about 3 dollars.how am I going to upgrade my PC next?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working, at the gym, or just staying in to watch crap ass tv,playing vids, listening to music, or reading, its boring, i know. that is just how I roll these days.