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abe_lincoln_jr
35 / M / straight / Single
San Antonio, Texas
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- Hispanic / Latin, White
- Height
- 6' 0" (1.82m).
- Body Type
- A little extra
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
- Smokes
- When drinking
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- —
- Religion
- Atheism but not too serious about it
- Sign
- Taurus but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from law school
- Job
- Law / Legal Services
- Income
- $150,000–$250,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English, Spanish (Okay)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am extremely handsome, very wealthy, and prone to exaggerate.
My Self-Summary
I don't believe one can goof around too much and don't think life
needs to be taken as seriously as most people take it. Getting
older should not make people play less, but playing less certainly
makes people get older. Death does not make me sad, but suffering
does. Very few people are as good at the cakewalk as I am. I am
very good at accidentally breaking things, but even better at
fixing them once broken. I believe that matters of the heart should
be approached with absolute honesty but I generally am afraid to be
honest about them because the rest of the world runs from honesty
in such matters. I wish pop-tarts were healthy and artichoke hearts
were illegal - but since neither is true, i eat artichokes and miss
pop-tarts. I am seldom scared.
What I’m doing with my life
Working 42 weeks per year so that I can travel to some sort of paradise for the
other 10. Ultimately, I'd like to live in paradise and travel to
work once in a while.
I’m really good at
the cake walk. I
already told you. I'm trying to become an instructor of the
hokey-pokey,
but can't find the institute to get my teaching certificate.
The first things people usually notice about me
In the daylight, my eyes; at night time, my smile; first thing in
the morning, my breath.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
anything that makes me laugh, except for the food part. Food is no
laughing matter. I also love to learn through movies and books.
The six things I could never do without
family and friends, beer and peanuts, my passport, things that
taste good, things that smell good, things that feel good.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the next destination.
On a typical Friday night I am
starting the long, deep, refreshing breath that ends Monday
morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
is that at some point in the third grade I accidentally discovered
what ear-wax
tastes like and the thought of it still makes my stomach queasy.
You should message me if
it seems like a really good idea or a really bad one.
