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abeautifulpain

30 Guildford, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 28, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Michael, I'm an eccentric atheist from Manchester with an open and optimistic outlook on life. I am in a committed, honest and open polyamarous relationship, I hope to meet people on here for friendship, intimacy and dating. At all stages I will be honest with and involve my wife. As I believe that honesty is the key to any relationship.

My OH and I quite often look to share partners in threesomes and group dates this is not a prerequisite to a potential match on here as we are happy to not involve her. But if you are open and bisexual then all the better.

As a person I guess I am a decent guy, I have a dry sense of humour and I quite often speak my mind (it gets me in trouble all the time). I can be shy at first but it doesn't take long for the relentless and filthy flirt in me to come out.

One thing that truly annoys me is the assumption that as an atheist I am without morals because I don't accept that supernatural beings created me and this vast array of magnificent evolutionary life around me. I think the opposite infact is true. Believing in the existence of what is here before me, emphosises the beauty and rarity of life and how everyone and everything is worthy of my respect. I am not moral because it's the way to heaven but moral became life is short and beautifully unique.

My hobbies, ahh my hobbies, now see I do things like go out and drink and stuff but that can hardly be counted as a hobby can it. I suppose in my down time I like to read or listen to audio books, when I'm not downloading TV series like Dexter. I am currently reading The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins, listening to His Dark Materials by Phillip Pullman and watching Breaking Bad

As I am fairly new to the town I don't know to many people around Guildford which I guess is my main reason for being on here. So please I invite you to message me, I will always try to reply as I am always excited in meeting new and interesting people.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am the General Manager in a retail based sales environment in Guildford city centre.

I hope to one day be a primary school teacher.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastination and digressing. On a side note I'm also told that I am good at passing on the things I have learnt and encouraging people to be the best they can be.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
in order:
My eyes
My tongue piercings (I have two)
The book I am reading
My smile (if smiling)
My arse (or so I am told)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Kindle 3G
The Internet
Friendship
A varied sex life
A bed time story
A smart phone (with web access)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The world and all the things I wish I could change but I cant
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not much I work shifts so I go out sometimes and others I don't, I might go out on a Monday or Wednesday instead.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't like secrets I will answer anything private or not all you have to do is ask!
You should message me if
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you fancy a natter,
you like what you have read,
you like to smile,
you want to know more about me or anything I have said,
you want to know more...