I am Stephanie Zinone, bilingue, and a loud laugher.
My Self-Summary
I'm grew up in the grunge era of the northwest. I used to shun
people who thought Nirvana's first album had some song called
smells like teen spirit. I hope I'm not so snobby anymore, although
I do like my coffee a certain way, and know too much about
microbrew beers. I moved away because I think the northwest is a
breeding ground of amazing artists who are so apathetic that they
can't get themselves out of their Barfly thinking. Plus, it rains
too much over there. My best friend and I bought a couple of acres
(we call it our Millennium Falcon) in the San Juan Islands where we
plan to build a yurt and raise our kids in the summertime (whenever
that happens).
Now in Spanish
Soy maestra en Washington Heights tratando de enseñar mis
estudiantes que los chinos y los mexicanos no son chistoso y que
necesitan ser menos racistas. Por dios, coño, que ignorantes que
son...pero por eso soy maestrapa. Tango un plan de enseñar en mi
escuela maravillosa por dos años mas, y despues cambiar mi vida y
vivir con un patio lleno de arboles de limón en Puerto Rico.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to find optimism in this city. For my day job, I'm a public
school teacher trying not to burn-out on the impossibilities of the
possibilities of bilingual education in a Dominican neighborhood.
Although I adore my job, and I sometimes love new york more than I
hate it, I'm gearing up to move away to a yummy, warm, island where
I can speak Spanish every day, and own my own lime tree for my
martinis.
I’m really good at
malapropisms, making coffee, talking to plants, coming up with
creative ideas for things to do in the city (but finding it hard to
convince others to go with me), finding ANY excuse to travel
The first things people usually notice about me
my laugh, but I get a lot of compliments on my hair and my tattoo.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
BOOKS: Owen Meany, The Princess Bride, Geek Love, Me Talk Pretty
One Day, Joe Jones, Bukowski, Lord of the Flies, Green Grass
Running Water, The Electric Michelangelo, Blindness, Rosario
Tijeras, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao,
goodreads.com/profile/danareads
MUSIC: The Patiokings, Janis, Al Green, the Femmes, built to spill,
Halobenders, Nirvana, Rage, Molotov, Juanes, G Love, talking heads,
Oztara, The Breeders, Janes Addiction, The Decemberists, the cars,
Modest Mouse, PJ Harvey, The Trucks, fugazi, le tigre, the urchins,
Heart, SHelLshag
MOVIES: Baraka, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Eternal Sunshine, Frida,
Goonies, Bull Durham, Good Will Hunting, The Dark Crystal, A
Christmas Story, Falling Down, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Grease I
& II, 9 to 5, The Breakfast Club, L'Auberge Espagnole, the
science of sleep, Stranger than Fiction, Street Fight (downright
dirty!), Flight of the Conchords
food... I am not afraid of food. I'm willing to try anything, and
usually try the most unique thing on the menu. I am allergic to
nuts though (but not peanuts.. you should know why), so that
usually keeps me away from desserts.
The six things I could never do without
coffee, warm weather, ira glass on Saturday morning NPR, dogs,
music, my sister
I spend a lot of time thinking about
rollerskating, Coney Island and the demise of Astroland, new things
to do in NYC, how to relate media to my lessons for my students,
public transportation, pirates.
On a typical Friday night I am
I keep changing this because I have no typical Friday night.
Sometimes I'm so exhausted I end up in bed at 8:00, sometimes I get
all dressed up and am out 'till 4:00.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I am a yogi. This shouldn't be embarrassing, but for some reason I
feel like a dork telling people about it. I practice a lot, and
actually co-created a practice space for the people I do yoga with
in Washington Heights. I feel like the whole new-agey shit is
pretentious, and I don't want to be lumped into that when I carry
my mat to class. I just really like the balance it gives me.
You should message me if
you know why September 19th is a very important international
holiday.